Facebook tossers

#1
Someone just posted this on my facebook:

'Two planes landed in england today, one bought back a group of overpaid, unachieving footballers, the other bought back 7 coffins, each with the union jack draped over them. Footballers play for our country, soldiers fight for our country, footballers give ninety minutes, soldiers give their lives. I know who i respect more. Copy and paste this to show your support..'

no I won't copy and paste because you have to be some kind of f@cking idiot to even put 'soldier' and 'footballer' in the same sentence let alone the same context for f@cks sake.

Am closing FB account its full of twats.

Anyways, there's no one in to rant at so thought I'd do it here.
 
R

randomgary

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#4
yea what is the world coming too!!! putting footballers and soldiers in the same facebook status thread lol

i wonder what the story would be if england won?
 
#7
That's all they are though, the easiest thing in the world is to make a comment on facebook because it takes your fancy. Five minutes later it's who's shagging who.

Give me sincerity over popularism anyday.
 
#8
carlbcfc said:
At least their heart is in the right place. My mrs just mentioned it. I hate those 'copy & paste' statuses.

If you agree with what carl has said please copy and paste this on another thread of your choosing!!
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
#9
10 fcuking times in one fcuking day, I got it the first time, plus 4 times by text too. fcuk it, I'm gonna send it to all on my mailing list :evil:
 
#10
Social Networking & Facebook is the new way forward. It is good to post a dit & see familiy & friends either do a cascade & re-post it or tell you to feck off. Information & opinions by their very nature wants to be free.
 
#12
MalEnfant said:
Someone just posted this on my facebook:

'Two planes landed in england today, one bought back a group of overpaid, unachieving footballers, the other bought back 7 coffins, each with the union jack draped over them. Footballers play for our country, soldiers fight for our country, footballers give ninety minutes, soldiers give their lives. I know who i respect more. Copy and paste this to show your support..'

no I won't copy and paste because you have to be some kind of f@cking idiot to even put 'soldier' and 'footballer' in the same sentence let alone the same context for f@cks sake.

Am closing FB account its full of twats.

Anyways, there's no one in to rant at so thought I'd do it here.
Hate to break it to you, but those twats are supposedly your mates, you can't blame Facebook for that.
 
#14
crabtastic said:
MalEnfant said:
Someone just posted this on my facebook:

'Two planes landed in england today, one bought back a group of overpaid, unachieving footballers, the other bought back 7 coffins, each with the union jack draped over them. Footballers play for our country, soldiers fight for our country, footballers give ninety minutes, soldiers give their lives. I know who i respect more. Copy and paste this to show your support..'

no I won't copy and paste because you have to be some kind of f@cking idiot to even put 'soldier' and 'footballer' in the same sentence let alone the same context for f@cks sake.

Am closing FB account its full of twats.

Anyways, there's no one in to rant at so thought I'd do it here.
Hate to break it to you, but those twats are supposedly your mates, you can't blame Facebook for that.
you're not breaking anything to me, I know it. I merely blame FB for allowing the shitheads to track me down.
 
#17
The only message I got today was from a German mate:

What's the difference between England and a Lipton's Tea Bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer!
 
#18
Markintime said:
The only message I got today was from a German mate:

What's the difference between England and a Lipton's Tea Bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer!
My message.

I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they're calling it the laughing stock
 
#19
My message was - A man walks into a brothel in Amsterdam and says to the Madam.." I'm really kinky and want to be totally humiliated,how much will it cost?" Madam replies," £37.50" "WOW" man says "What do I get for that?" Madam looks up and says " a f*@kin England shirt!!"
 
#20
MalEnfant said:
no I won't copy and paste because you have to be some kind of f@cking idiot to even put 'soldier' and 'footballer' in the same sentence let alone the same context for f@cks sake.
To be fair, you just did exactly that.

In the middle of having a cull on facebook. Sadly I don't mean that literally, I'm sorting the wheat from the chaff, aiming to be Billy One Or Two Mates. In fact, I'll probably end up whittling it down to a slack handful of real mates who I'm in touch with anyway, and then just bin facepish.
 

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