FACEBOOK - LAND OF SINGLE MUMS & BORED HOUSEWIVES

#1
After being separated for a while I thought it best to get back into the social scene both down town and also logging onto Facebook. I have only been on a month and have been staggered at the amount of offers that came flooding in. Not for meaningful relationships but for a night of hardcore fun, in fact have another one traveling across the country to see me this weekend. Now this was all arranged in one night of meeting her on FB then chatting then chatting dirty and then arrangements put in place. Is this all wrong, doesn't feel like it :twisted:
Just want to know if anyone else out there has found the same. Oh yes and if your wife/girlfriend is on Facebook start taking a bit more interest in her and what shes doing, I don't care was she says she's doing, trust me she's looking :p
 
#2
Of course it doesn't feel wrong esspecialy if you get to empty your sacks! Then it just has to be right!
Also if you get any offers for the south east of Scotland and your not intrested in them you could throw them my way, "beggers cant be choosers" (this is no referance to the current thread about sucking off tramps)
 
#3
ewan2000 said:
After being separated for a while I thought it best to get back into the social scene both down town and also logging onto Facebook. I have only been on a month and have been staggered at the amount of offers that came flooding in. Not for meaningful relationships but for a night of hardcore fun, in fact have another one traveling across the country to see me this weekend. Now this was all arranged in one night of meeting her on FB then chatting then chatting dirty and then arrangements put in place. Is this all wrong, doesn't feel like it :twisted:
Just want to know if anyone else out there has found the same. Oh yes and if your wife/girlfriend is on Facebook start taking a bit more interest in her and what shes doing, I don't care was she says she's doing, trust me she's looking :p
It certainly saves time and Birds on "date Line" want a real relationship...FFS get your rocks off
 

BrunoNoMedals

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#4
'Tis true indeed. I got found by the girl who was far and away the fittest, trimmest, filthiest girl in my year at high school who is now a single mum AND bored housewife. She's still fit, trim and filthy, and is now in the habit of sending me naughty text messages and arranging to "meet up".

Facebook, I salute you.
 
#5
i got one doris that wants me to come to birmingham to give her a rogering on my weekend off

happy days
its like shooting fish in a barrel sometimes
 
#6
We need to see pics though, to see if youre nailing munters.
 
#7
ewan2000 said:
... been staggered at the amount of offers that came flooding in. Not for meaningful relationships but for a night of hardcore fun, in fact have another one traveling across the country to see me this weekend. ...
Which groups have YOU joined?! 8O

I've never had any "offers," come my way, flooding or otherwise...

This is something i need to address methinks!!!
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#8
ewan2000 said:
After being separated for a while I thought it best to get back into the social scene both down town and also logging onto Facebook. I have only been on a month and have been staggered at the amount of offers that came flooding in. Not for meaningful relationships but for a night of hardcore fun, in fact have another one traveling across the country to see me this weekend. Now this was all arranged in one night of meeting her on FB then chatting then chatting dirty and then arrangements put in place. Is this all wrong, doesn't feel like it :twisted:
Just want to know if anyone else out there has found the same. Oh yes and if your wife/girlfriend is on Facebook start taking a bit more interest in her and what shes doing, I don't care was she says she's doing, trust me she's looking :p
I hope you won't be disappointed, but that was my other log in. Still, I'm sure we will have a good time when I arrive.
 
#9
Filbert Fox said:
We need to see pics though, to see if youre nailing munters.
Filbert...this is Arrse! nailing munters is what we do.....and your are gay if you say you dont..LoL
 
#10
I didnt say he shouldnt be nailing munters, it was to ensure he was ! :)
 
#11
Father_Gundulph said:
ewan2000 said:
... been staggered at the amount of offers that came flooding in. Not for meaningful relationships but for a night of hardcore fun, in fact have another one traveling across the country to see me this weekend. ...
Which groups have YOU joined?! 8O

I've never had any "offers," come my way, flooding or otherwise...

This is something i need to address methinks!!!
Forgive me on not parting that crucial information....I have always found the compare hotness/shag or not/wanna meet me applications the best. Another TOP TIP is when a fit bird votes for the other guy press the "SLAP HER" button if she responds she's a goer and get that banter started. Thats it no more top tips for now :twisted:
 
#12
a good one is/was 'social me' but its been removed pending privacy allegations, 'speed date' is ok
 
#13
ewan2000 said:
Father_Gundulph said:
ewan2000 said:
... been staggered at the amount of offers that came flooding in. Not for meaningful relationships but for a night of hardcore fun, in fact have another one traveling across the country to see me this weekend. ...
Which groups have YOU joined?! 8O

I've never had any "offers," come my way, flooding or otherwise...

This is something i need to address methinks!!!
Forgive me on not parting that crucial information....I have always found the compare hotness/shag or not/wanna meet me applications the best. Another TOP TIP is when a fit bird votes for the other guy press the "SLAP HER" button if she responds she's a goer and get that banter started. Thats it no more top tips for now :twisted:
Righty-o! I'm off to install all the networking applications i can get my mits on!! :twisted:

Edited to remove "sleazy"- i think sleazy is the wrong word...
 
#14
old_fat_and_hairy said:
ewan2000 said:
After being separated for a while I thought it best to get back into the social scene both down town and also logging onto Facebook. I have only been on a month and have been staggered at the amount of offers that came flooding in. Not for meaningful relationships but for a night of hardcore fun, in fact have another one traveling across the country to see me this weekend. Now this was all arranged in one night of meeting her on FB then chatting then chatting dirty and then arrangements put in place. Is this all wrong, doesn't feel like it :twisted:
Just want to know if anyone else out there has found the same. Oh yes and if your wife/girlfriend is on Facebook start taking a bit more interest in her and what shes doing, I don't care was she says she's doing, trust me she's looking :p
I hope you won't be disappointed, but that was my other log in. Still, I'm sure we will have a good time when I arrive.
OF and H will definately not be dissapointed if you come up with your promised goods........Swallow, Anal, T*T W*nk and to make my Dinner....Happy Days :twisted:
 
#16
Add 'Owned' if you wanna meet the birds on FB, its pretty good, basically birds pick out photos of you and bid on them with virtual money- basically they're competing for your attention, and you can message the ones you like the look of...
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#17
PrayingMantis said:
i got one doris that wants me to come to birmingham to give her a rogering on my weekend off

happy days
its like shooting fish in a barrel sometimes
Yep, and you may also find that it's just like poking one as well. That was probably a photo of her sister that you saw.
 
#18
PrayingMantis said:
a good one is/was 'social me' but its been removed pending privacy allegations, 'speed date' is ok
i heard speed date was pretty good a mate of mine has had 6 offers in one week from it. but then again he is a bit of a pretty boy.
 

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