Facebook contact, how do I go about it.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Wonk_Mog, Feb 27, 2011.

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  1. I got in touch some ex girlfriends on facebook ( as yr do) one is living in Birmingham which I Ttavel to every few months. We had deep conversations in the past, she always wanted to have my children (wimmin are like that). I have just found out her daughter is a commited lezzer and has no interest in men. But all wimmin want to push out sprogs, finding the best gen pool for them. I would like to offer my services as an iimpregnator and not just because her daughter is a hot little hole. The mother could delight in having her daughters and mine as grandchildren with some financial support from myself. Is there anyone on ARRSE who has done such a noble act because I need to know how to broach the subject with her.
  2. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    why not just try the direct approach - she'll respect you more for being honest.
  3. I dont want her to bite my cock off.
  4. If she bites yer cock off, she'll not be having any kids then will she........

    Always a motive behind the madness.

    Here Wonk you live close to me don't ya...
  5. Wait until you start getting letters from the CSA demanding maintenance.......
  6. Assemble a diy kit.
    1 x Razzle Magazine (Slightly soiled,some pages stuck together)
    1 x jam jar (washed out)
    1 x turkey baster.
  7. Wank a tramp off into the jam jar and use the turkey baster, then she'll have scruffy alcoholic kids.
    That'll learn her.
  8. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    You will require the following
    The mother
    The daughter
    The daughters Lezzer lover

    The mothetr starts sucking you off
    At the moment you put your years of training into practise and shoot a grouping onto Lezzer lovers toungue
    She sticks it up the daughter and lets it go

    You get a BJ
    A free porn show
    And the kid

    Win win
  9. She lives in Birmingham, I'll remind you. While I applaud your ruthless selection and maintenance of the Aim, there is such a thing as economy of effort.
  10. Tytus_Barnowl

    Tytus_Barnowl On ROPs

    As you are familiar with the impregnation process, If you just want a more genteel way of asking her then hook up for a skype session, make sure your wife is present then that will ensure you have nowhere left to live. I know what Belfast girls can be like.