Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by beufighter, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Fabio Capello was pushing his shopping trolley across the Asda carpark yesterday after his return from South Africa and he saw an old woman struggling with her overloaded trolley.
    Walking over to her he said, "Can you manage, deary".
    "Fuck off, you got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to get you out of it", she replied.
  2. Reworked Man City joke from the SGE era and ASDA at Eastlands. :p
  3. PS it was a "lady" from Beswick :lol: