FA Cup

Why wasn't a certain subaltern, who is chairman of the FA, in uniform at the opening ceremony of the FA cup final, when those other serving personnel around him were?

 

Is the FA Cup today? Who's playing?

 

That bird from Girls Aloud's husband isn't.

 

FAntastic to see Lcpl Beharry VC centre stage.

Shame all them puffy footballers didn't give him a days pay, a true hero amongst a bunch of wet pansies kicking a bag of wind and 200,000 worshippers, not one of them worthy of inhaling the vapour from Beharrys hampton

 

Was he suited and booted or 2'd up? Can't get telly in work to watch

 

A MATE THEN

 

2'ed. I met him at the ABF Curry Lunch the other week. Very very nice chap.

 

Good lad, get some more recognition and help everyone else who can't see the match cause they're on Ops.

 

What?

 

Beharry had his No1 dress on, looking exceptionally smart and wearing his well earned gong....

Prince William took the trophy off him, if I were him I think I'd have given him a quick guzzle

 

oooh 2 things.

1. Cow, I am not a lad. Sorry to destroy your nightmares.

2. Soots, can you smell bezzering?

 

That shiny bit at the back of William's head might have put him off though.

How old is he? He is balder than the love scud!!

 

(Wah protection on..)

PSML, was on about him....

(Off again)

 

What is this WAH thing you talk of?

Cow, no matter what, you are still on 6 and 10s.

 

I wonder whether Gary Neville would have shook the hand of the heir to the throne if he'd been playing today?

He's from a long tradition that doesn't sing the national anthem or stand to attention a la the John Terry / Frank Lampard sycophants.