F*** Ulster

malcolm

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Fuck Ulster Parade Gets Go Ahead In Waterford

WATERFORD county council has today granted permission for a ‘Fuck Ulster Parade’ to be held in the city later next month.
The parade, which is being planned by prominent Sinn Féin TD David Cullinane, will take thousands of marchers through the city streets towards a large bonfire on the quays, where loyalist imagery and dummy Willie Frasers will be burned in front of a roaring crowd.
“I wouldn’t say it’s promoting hatred,” defended the Waterford TD, after being accused of inciting violence by critics. “If they can come down to our capital city asking people to love Ulster, then why can’t we tell them to go fuck themselves?
“After all, we live in a nation of free speech. So let us use that right.”
So far on the organiser’s Facebook event page, over two million people have said they will attend the parade, raising fears that there may be a serious Garda shortage on the day.
“To tell you the truth, I don’t think there will be any trouble on the day,” added Cullinane. “I mean, who the hell is going to start on two million people?”
The first ever Fuck Ulster Parade was given the go ahead by local district court Judge Henry Power this morning at 11am and will take place on the 3rd of March, 2015.

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/02/02/fuck-ulster-parade-gets-go-ahead-in-waterford/
 
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What's the point of NASA and the ESA spending billions to try to find intelligent life on Mars. Couldn't they bung a few bob to see if they could find any here to start with.
 

Mr_Fingerz

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You are aware that Waterford Whispers News is a spoof website aren't you?
 

DaManBugs

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I'd never heard of this, so after reading the OP, I rang home (Dungarvan, Co Waterford) and they knew nothing about it, said it's not happening and has never happened. Mr_Fingerz appears to be right. Quite apart from the fact that they'd not call it "Ulster" anyway.

MsG
 

alib

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We could counter with a Feck Meath march, why wait till the Twelfth!
 

alib

LE
This could get quite a lot of support as the typical 26C dweller hates Donegal nearly as much as the rest of "Ulster".
 
I'd never heard of this, so after reading the OP, I rang home (Dungarvan, Co Waterford) and they knew nothing about it, said it's not happening and has never happened. Mr_Fingerz appears to be right. Quite apart from the fact that they'd not call it "Ulster" anyway.

MsG
Why did you ring home, I thought we'd shot them all?
 
I just hope they keep the noise down. They might wake up Clonmel.
 
If they had a **** Offaly parade I'd fly home for it. As for Ulster, to paraphrase the world war 2 bombing Limerick joke... Ulster is already fucked
 
If they had a **** Offaly parade I'd fly home for it.

How about an Up Down parade?

That should keep everyone happy.
 

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