F*cking Christmas

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by squiffy_parsons, Jul 4, 2008.

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  1. There has just been an ad on the TV for fucking Christmas.....I've shot the televison.

    It's bloodybollocking shagging July FFS.
  2. Reminds me of last August when ASDA first put their mince pies out.
    Best Before date on them was fucking October! 8O :?
  3. We've just had an e-mail around about what to do for he Ofice Christmas Party - I am now going to follow your lead and shoot the receprionist.

    Or even the receptionist as it is she who does these things - the recprionist is a waste of space and couldn't even organise the Christmas do - sorry for misleading you
  4. I think it's outrageous they are allowed to advertise Christmas at all in the multicultural clusterlovething we have striven so hard to establish. I'm going to complain to the EU in no uncertain terms.
  5. For which year?