F@ck the neighbours

#1
So, we have lived here for 2 years. We have twin 2 year old toddlers so we have been busy and not able to socialise.

I went outside at midnight after hearing a noise to be asked by all the other people in the area why we had not come to the next door neighbour's party.

Do I burn them out or just kidnap their children and sell them to child rapists in Belgium?
 
#4
set the house on fire and blame it on a stray firework
 
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#9
Thank foook for that Scrof, because I think you live on one side of us, and the Turd on the other.
 
#11
Pooh into a paper bag, set fire to said bag; leave on doorstep, ring bell and bug out.
 
#12
Bravo_Bravo said:
Pooh into a paper bag, set fire to said bag; leave on doorstep, ring bell and bug out.
That joke never gets old. :lol: :lol:

 
#13
Furryturd said:
we have been busy and not able to socialise
Well haven;t we all fella. I've got a 3 yr old and my wife is due to drop any minurte, but I managed. Get out therre ansd meet people, you miserabler fuickler. Lifes' too short to be a hermitr.
 
#14
Staying in Sister-In-Laws gaff babysitting for nephew and nieces, nice semi-detached house, well was, party is still raging next door, no signs of stopping, been round once, and they turned it down (for 5 minutes) after i threatend the spotty oik, and called police, they said they're very busy, and will be round when they can. What can i do, i have all three kids in bed with Mrs Notos, and i'm down stairs pulling my (remaining) hair out.
 
#15
Furryturd said:
So, we have lived here for 2 years. We have twin 2 year old toddlers so we have been busy and not able to socialise.

I went outside at midnight after hearing a noise to be asked by all the other people in the area why we had not come to the next door neighbour's party.
Did you explain to the others, that your neighbours hadn't actually invited you because you had been far too busy to speak to them for the last 2 years. And as you couldn't be arsed making an effort to be friendly why should they?

you make your bed..... you lie in it
 
#17
go round there naked, say you are a naturalist, and keep gerbils
 
#18
Notos said:
Staying in Sister-In-Laws gaff babysitting for nephew and nieces, nice semi-detached house, well was, party is still raging next door, no signs of stopping, been round once, and they turned it down (for 5 minutes) after i threatend the spotty oik, and called police, they said they're very busy, and will be round when they can. What can i do, i have all three kids in bed with Mrs Notos, and i'm down stairs pulling my (remaining) hair out.
Simple,
Knock on spotty's door,when he answers announce "Neighbourhood Watch!" & tw@ spotty in the gob.Then make a bee-line for mrs spotty & proceed to knock her back doors in while wishing her a happy new year.
Then on the way out,kick spotty's bo!!ocks into orbit to ensure he cant breed!!
Happy new year.... :twisted:
 

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