The phrase 'F*ck it and eat it' remains my favourite response to any discussion involving anything from the animal kingdom (I think originating from the Fox in a Box strip from Viz?). But this has got me thinking; what animal is the best to copulate with and then consume? I think it is difficult to balance shagability with edibility, but there must be a happy balance somewhere. Naturally something like a cow would yield the tastiest treats, but the thought of cnut busting a bovine does not really get my womb ferret twitching. Alternatively I can get exceedingly aroused at the prospect of nudging the kidneys of a Panda - I think it's the slutty eye makeup along with the fact that they really,really don't want it. But I think Panda burgers might be a bit rubbish. So if you have nowt better to do, what animal would you want to f*ck and then eat? Oh, and humans/longpig are verbotten. Athough for the record I would go for Princess Beatrice. Quite tasty in both senses of the word; young, plump, well reared (kind of like Wagyu beef) and with the added bonus of probably tasting a bit like twiglets.