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phil245

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#1
I was sat on the toilet the other night, straining really hard, with all my might when suddenly, there was a loud POP and everything when dark.
"Honey are you OK!?" Called my Girlfriend from the other room.
"There's been a powercut!"
"Thank God for that!"
I shouted back. "I thought my fucking eyeballs had burst!
 
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MrsBee

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#3
I laughed so much then I cried! Haha that was the funniest thing I've read in a while!
 
#6
I laughed so much then I cried! Haha that was the funniest thing I've read in a while!
You wanna get out more love.
 
#12
Am I reading this right? If I sit on a potty and tell a joke you'll suck me off? Kinky!
She's a pads wife.

She'd suck you off just for turning up.
 
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