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Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Sep 9, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    I was sat on the toilet the other night, straining really hard, with all my might when suddenly, there was a loud POP and everything when dark.
    "Honey are you OK!?" Called my Girlfriend from the other room.
    "There's been a powercut!"
    "Thank God for that!"
    I shouted back. "I thought my fucking eyeballs had burst!
     
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  2. That, my friend, made me laugh like a bastard.


    Sent from my iPad using ARRSE app 'cause I can.
     
  3. I laughed so much then I cried! Haha that was the funniest thing I've read in a while!
     
  4. It was shite.
     
  5. Better than his usual fare!
     
  6. You wanna get out more love.
     
  7. It was crap.
     
  8. Possibly one of the finest comments on Arrse to date.

    Something to aspire to, Sir.
     
  9. What can I say, I'm a sucker for potty humour!
     
  10. Am I reading this right? If I sit on a potty and tell a joke you'll suck me off? Kinky!
     
  11. She's a pads wife.

    She'd suck you off just for turning up.
     
  12. There you go
     
  13. You don't really suck though do you? Its not a straw, or have I been doing it wrong?

    There's no formal lesson in how to do it :(

    EDIT: AND I DON'T NEED ONE OFF ANY OF YOU BRIGHT SPARKS, BEFORE YOU OFFER!