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I was sat on the toilet the other night, straining really hard, with all my might when suddenly, there was a loud POP and everything when dark.
"Honey are you OK!?" Called my Girlfriend from the other room.
"There's been a powercut!"
"Thank God for that!"
I shouted back. "I thought my fucking eyeballs had burst!


I laughed so much then I cried! Haha that was the funniest thing I've read in a while!

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