Eye weakness?

#1
I have recently been told that I need to wear glasses to read from now on.

Does this make me weak? Or does it make my eyes weak?

I tried shouting at them, ordering them to be better. All of the things I learnt from RSM's and PTI's over the years but they still refuse to function as they should.

Do I get the nerd specs or just squint for ever?
 
#2
Just take a table spoon and gouge the fuckers out.
 
#4
Being of the short sighted disorder myself, I am of the opinion that we are superior beings and manage to cope with one of the more acceptable faces of disabilty - no dribbling here,no siree! Everyone else are weak as they can't function without all their bits in perfect working order.
Or it could be that we just wanked too hard, too soon.
 
#5
Being of the short sighted disorder myself, I am of the opinion that we are superior beings and manage to cope with one of the more acceptable faces of disabilty - no dribbling here,no siree! Everyone else are weak as they can't function without all their bits in perfect working order.
Or it could be that we just wanked too hard, too soon.
And too often.
 
#7
I have recently been told that I need to wear glasses to read from now on.

Does this make me weak? Or does it make my eyes weak?

I tried shouting at them, ordering them to be better. All of the things I learnt from RSM's and PTI's over the years but they still refuse to function as they should.


Do I get the nerd specs or just squint for ever?

As long as yer can still spoach about in you'r lasses knicker draw I wouldn't worry.
 

TheIronDuke

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#8
Being of the short sighted disorder myself, I am of the opinion that we are superior beings
The toilets? Yeah, sure. Just step through this door to your right. Here. I shall help you...

Fuck. Shit. I meant to say left. Not right. That is the open window. Sorry. Nice splatter pattern with your head there four eyes.
 
#10
I am in the same position went to opticians last week to be told that my eyesight had got worse and I now need variefocals.
I had a moan about getting old and the optician said look on the bright side at least you are getting old that made me think.
so I am now embracing life with new glasses bald head and wrinkles. :omg:
 
#11
I am in the same position went to opticians last week to be told that my eyesight had got worse and I now need variefocals.
I had a moan about getting old and the optician said look on the bright side at least you are getting old that made me think.
so I am now embracing life with new glasses bald head and wrinkles. :omg:
If yer get me some wire coat hangers and brown ale bottles I'll do the cunts on the cheap for yer.
 
#12
Be vain...don't wear specs...squint and screw yer face up to see anything.....:thumleft:
 

TheIronDuke

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#13
I now need variefocals.
Take your time going down stairs. We have enough of an issue with piss stinking mumbling old farts being a burden on the tax payer without you crashing down the stairs and breaking a hip.

Stay at home and watch Countdown with your packet of Werthers you selfish old cunt.
 
#14
Hearing aids? Hip replacement? No to both? Pssshhhh,kids today,mumble,mumble.
 
#15
Take your time going down stairs. We have enough of an issue with piss stinking mumbling old farts being a burden on the tax payer without you crashing down the stairs and breaking a hip.

Stay at home and watch Countdown with your packet of Werthers you selfish old cunt.
Stay at home listen you bloody halfwit Iv'e done my time and paid my my taxes so that mongs like you can rant at at will.
if you don't like the smell get some ferbreeze and leave us older generation to our pensions which with a bit of Karma you won't get.

Ps don't like werthers. no piss stains and my stairlift works fine so jog on sonny
 
#16
Bollox to your lot then. I'm off to get longer arms installed. There is a clinic in Lebanon that'll do it cheap, just got to bring my own arms.

So I killed Peter Shilton, hope nobody misses him.
 
#18
I have recently been told that I need to wear glasses to read from now on.

Does this make me weak? Or does it make my eyes weak?

I tried shouting at them, ordering them to be better. All of the things I learnt from RSM's and PTI's over the years but they still refuse to function as they should.

Do I get the nerd specs or just squint for ever?
Just bathe your eyes in warm domestos three times a day for a week and stop reading - you won't need soppy specs then ya big girls blouse.
 

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