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Extremely large breasts

Mrs Chops is now 32G, I do like large lady lumps. She is very depressed however, having recently turned 20 twice, I daren't say 4 with a zero after it, she doesnt like her chest dumplings.

Its a dilemma, I could quite happily cope with them the size of space hoppers if she just shuts the fuck up.

She would like breasts the size of lemons.


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She would like breasts the size of lemons.
Hmm. OK. Buy a rape van, an entrenching tool, a bag of leaves and, oh, say a blowtorch in case you get bored.

Or get...

450g/1lb chicken breasts, no skin or bone - cut into strips

1 egg white

2 tsp cornflour

good pinch salt

sesame oil

250ml/8fl oz groundnut oil

3 lemons, juice and zest

85ml/2fl oz chicken stock

1 tbsp sugar

1 tbsp light soy sauce

splash of dry sherry

1 clove garlic, crushed

1 red chilli, finely chopped

1 tsp cornflour or arrowroot - mixed with water

small bunch spring onions, shredded


Preparation method


Combine the egg white, cornflour, salt, a little sesame oil and chicken in a bowl - stir to make sure the chicken is well coated. Leave for about 20 minutes.

Heat a wok until very hot, add some groundnut oil and heat until smoking. Remove from the heat and add the chicken - stir quickly to stop it from sticking and cook until the chicken turns white. Drain the chicken over a heatproof bowl, set the chicken to one side, allow the oil to cool and discard.

Wipe the wok clean and make the sauce. Add the stock, lemon juice, sugar, soy and dry sherry together with the garlic and chilli. Bring to the boil and whisk in the cornflour or arrowroot mixture. Simmer gently for a few moments and then add the chicken. Stir fry to make sure the chicken is well coated and heated through properly.

Add a little sesame oil as final seasoning and serve scattered with spring onions.

Eat the scran then murder the fat bitch (serving suggestion only)
Now you see, this thread is crying out for pics of overly large breasted women.

Have you named them yet, perhaps "Hindenburg & Graf Zeppelin" or "Ganymede & Titan*
32G means nothing to me. However a nice picture with something comparative (like a snooker ball) to give a sense of scale would be appreciated.
I like them all, from small (but legal of course) through to anything that does not need more than two hands to caress. Beyond that I become confused and think I am back on the farm again.

And when I think about it, my youthful days on the farm were never too bad. There seemed to be adequate numbers of nubile young ladies very keen ( after a short period of coy reluctance) to have parts of their anatomy measured in "hands".
Some seemed to believe (or were persuaded to believe) that such attention helped their development to film star vital statistics.
Diana Dors anyone? (It was the early 1950's - old men may dream).
I bet this thread gets a LOT of views...
By virtue of its title I would think it would. I personally don't like breasts the size of blue whales, am quite happy with a handful....but saying that, if a pair that large came along, it would be rude not to.
I personally don't like breasts the size of blue whales, am quite happy with a handful....but saying that, if a pair that large came along, it would be rude not to.
That's actually pretty much the philosophy I live my life by!

I normally go for quality over quantity... but I do feel that I need to shag a bird with enormous tits at least once before I die, just to have done it!

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