Extreme Sports - New Event

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Markintime, Apr 12, 2010.

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  1. Extreme Citizen's Arresting.

    Pope = 100 Points
    Tony Blair = 90 Points
    Elliott Morley = 25 Points

    Any others?
  2. Peter Tatchell, see how he feckin likes it!
  3. He won't like it up 'im...... :D

    Or in his face......
  4. Oh I think he might. :wink: Right up 'im. :)
  5. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    For anyone new to the NAAFI, these things :D :) :policeflat: :police: :rmp: :desertsoldier: :soldier: :( indicate that the poster is being 'ironic'. Hope this helps?


    David Cameron. No reason. Just lets nick the cunt and see what he has to say. Stairs will be provided.
  6. Vladimir Putin for (allegedly) orchestrating some irradiation in London. Now that would take some cahonas and a few cans of Stella.
  7. wedge_cadman

    wedge_cadman War Hero Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Susan Boyle :lol:
  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I'll throw in a bottle of Jack. Lets have him for funny stabby umbrellas on Waterloo Bridge. He was a desk Officer at the time.

    *Edit* Allegedly

    And he's not a bald gay yearner in denial. I wish to make that clear.

  9. I'd fear if that fecker was swanning round north east hampshire with a high powered hunting rifle
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    There does come a time in life where you realise you should wear a T shirt. Even if you are knee deep in a bog, wearing strange bondage gear on your right hand and bending forward with an expectant look.

    Never mind that you are the leader of somewhere important like Estonia.
  11. we should, as a nation, adopt the "Working to feed your children" as an extreme sport
  12. Its ok he has a new job in Public Relations and Air Traffic Control apparently.
  13. That made me 'larf! :D
  14. sssh!
    the poles haven't cottoned on yet :twisted: