Extreme irony

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by wm1965, May 22, 2012.

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  1. Fine. Spoil sports.

    Given they had a crop and a threesome she probably wanted a bit of a caning...

  2. I've got Wood!

  3. No, extreme bondage not irony.
  4. Extreme? Surely a little foreplay is all
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  5. It took me a few moments of thinking to work out what kinkiness could be done with a CD rack.. I didn't recognise the TLA in the context.

    I know I'm a thicky.
  6. You can organise threesomes on facebook? Excuse me while I go and join up.
  7. "Forcing vodka down her throat"

    What a fucking ridiculous statement......as if force would be involved!!
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  8. How do we go about organising a threesome?
  9. Give both of your hands girls names??
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  10. Can't have been much of a threesome, she still had her jeans on.
  11. I think all three of them must be barking!

    erm...sorry...what's the number for a taxi?
  12. irony would have involved the wearing of a blue tanktop, surely?

    love the fact that his mum is upset. teach him to be a secret chronic pervert
  13. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Now that's extreme irony!
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  14. Beat me to it(see what I did there?).

    Well if she still had her kecks on of course he'd pay more attention to the other doris.