I managed to kill a series 3 lannie by stuffing it up the exhaust pipe of the lannie in front at Sennelager, on pre deployment training, I bent the engine mounts, I didn't even get stuck on as the RSM rated our chances of survival on the low end of the scale.
Nothing says " you're all fcuked " like having the RSM and CO serve you breakfast on the morning you leave.
True story, Warrior in Bosnia parked up observing, konbhead in a Lada pulls up in front of it, backs up tight to the front gets out and opens the boot.
Takes out two mines and puts them under the tracks at the rear of the warrior, wanders back to boot and pulls out more mines lays them at the side of the warrior, repeats at other side, thinks " how much ransom should I ask for an AFV and it's crew.
Warrior commander, now bored with the antics instructs driver "let's go before he hurts himself" driver engages forward, Lada becomes a piece of flat tin, chogie astonished that his vehicle was not the impenetrable barrier he thought.