extreme datng - man has affair with tracie andrews?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by chocolate_frog, Nov 25, 2012.

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  1. Nope rather stick to wanking and stay alive!!!!
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  2. Yes, Just wouldn't close my eyes, whilst she was around.
  3. Yup, as long as steak not being served.
  4. CplFoodspoiler

    CplFoodspoiler War Hero Book Reviewer

    From behind whilst holding a club poised aloft above her head - just in case the bitch turned.
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  5. I d shag it! I ve shagged worse....she sobbed as she said it was cot death, as my cock slipped into her desperate ex con mouth and blasted my muck into get child murdering mouth...!
  6. So she accidentally brutally stabbed him 42 times? Are we sure it wasn't some sort of nervous twitch?

    And yes I would.

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  7. Come on lads where's your sense of adventure? as long as you practice safe sex you'll be fine...
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  8. Unflattering middle photo; a little chubby now... of course I would.
  9. After 14 years inside she's bound to lick minge as well.
  10. If she's done 14 years for one murder, that's about the going rate in this country, so I guess she has paid her debt to society, even though her victim's family and friends disagree.

    Yes, I'd shag her, but I wouldn't give her my real name, address, phone number, or even tell her what music or sport that I like.
  11. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
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    Iamtheman is looking for a new bird as his last one gave him the elbow.
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  12. You are right .....

    I wonder if the 2 events are connected - perhaps too much licking led to a dislocated jaw?
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