Extreme danger wanking

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#2
He only popped in for some noodles. How do you get from noodles to burping the worm in the raspberry kharzi with your jumper over your head? This man has the makings of a legend.
 
#5
Would've been a dooley, my brother used to work with same heads and had to go on a course called "Coping with challenging behaviour". Challenging behaviour encompasses all and everything from screaming and swearing to masturbating in public.
 
#11
I'm only 37 !
 
#14
I worked with an almost middle aged morbidly obese chap who was suspended without pay when an area manager just happened to pay a suprise visit to the branch and use the loo.

Said fatty emerged from a cubicle with a wank mag in hand just as the big boss walked into to take a wazz, sources also confirmed that his bedroom had a shelf unit full of porn and that clear plastic kitchen matting like you gran has down in front of the telly and video.

And he lived with his mum.
 
#15
Does it count as dangerous if a sister in law does it for you whilst the wife is in the next door bedroom?
Depends. Are you a helicopter pilot?
 
#18
Reminds me of a mate of mine who dashed off to the bogs to rip the end off it after a private dance in a strip club, cant blame him mind, but the bouncers didn't like it, they were banging on the door shouting "I know you're wanking in there, get out" with him shouting back "I'm pooing!!!!"
 
#19
"Every little blurt helps....."



Mind you, he must have a good memory... no jazz mags allowed in Tesco's
Streaming xhamster to his phone?

Slack drills on the guard, should have took a pic on his phone and plastered it on facebook and twitter, Makes a change from tramps using the bogs for a kip.
 
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Reminds me of a mate of mine who dashed off to the bogs to rip the end off it after a private dance in a strip club, cant blame him mind, but the bouncers didn't like it, they were banging on the door shouting "I know you're wanking in there, get out" with him shouting back "I'm pooing!!!!"
Bouncer probably wanted to suck him off.
 

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