Extract from Yorkshire newspaper

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  1. "A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was esterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.



    Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.



    "The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.



    Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."



    He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.



    His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.



    Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an bsolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness
     
  2. I think they should introduce the practice to Crufts annual Dog Show. I suppose that is the ultimate Doggy Style.
    If he had chatted up a St.Bernard he would have got pissed for free as well.
    The dog explained with the help of a Police Dog, that he insisted on doing from behind because the guy had bad breath.
    That will teach the bloke a lesson for making the dog retrieve a stick 75 times without giving the pooch so much as a pat on the head.
    I suppose the blokes wife has chucked him out the house now and he is in the dog house.