Expressions That Make You Squeeze a Drop of Wee Out.

#1
CU NT OFF!

You Piece of CU NT!

:D
 
#3
"It needs to be done"

Not so much the phrase itself, just the implication that saying it makes it possible. Mind you, I'm on a bit of an emotional rollercoaster at the moment so odd things are striking me as funny. People closing doors, leaves falling off trees, genocide - that sort of thing.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#4
"Ride me like you're in the Grand National!!"

Mind you, it wasn't a drop of wee I squeezed out.
 
#5
So you fell off at the first jump did you?
 
#7
Now that IS funny!
 
#8
CU NT off didn't think of itself, buggrit!
 

BrunoNoMedals

LE
Kit Reviewer
#9
"Fcuk me, it's Pearl Harbour out here tonight!"

I chuckled for hours the first time I heard that.
 
#14
Two of my favourites:

"A face like a melted welly" and "Thicker than a whale omelette"
 
H

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#15
Oh so many!

A few of my personal favourites;

"Teeth like Afghan webbing"

"Teeth like a fighting patrol"

"Face like a bit of melted Lego"

but the greatest (and one i've used on several occasions);

"Face like a beekeeper's apprentice" :D
 
#19
"Mad as a sack full of Badgers"

"Thick as an Elephants C0ck"

"As smart as a turd with a diploma"

There...
 
#20
I thought the expression "thick as an elephant's spunk" had replaced "cor Guv'nor its a right pea-souper tonight and no mistake" in the London Cabbies' dictionary? According to Jo Brand that is...
 

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