A mate of mine is the sprog in a criminal law firm and therefore is the duty muppet when someone is arrested, he is their first point of contact after the perp has been detained. He was with me for a swift beverage last night when his mobile went and he was called to the cells to interview / represent a chap who had been caught exposing himself in public. What a fcuking hero! Why should he get a telling off / custodial / customer service order for such a clever crime. A bloke who goes out of his way to show his nob to passers by is hardly a danger is he? I have a mental image of a chap in a long mac, full to the brim with cheap lager and bimbling round town, leering through shop windows with one open eye, mumbling obsceneties then flashing his champ as a coup de grace....... Big and clever or a sex offender? Hopefully the first, I fancy a second career as a flasher views?