Righto, just finished scoff, time for a hand shandy me thinks. Away we go, began with the rosy palm for a quick warm up, established cruise with the double monkey, then finished with the reverse vulcan death grip, with a quick pinch to increase the pressure. What a mess. On the walls, PC, carpet and all over my suit, never seen anything like it. The problem is i have to go and attend a management meeting now and feel like a tranquilized horse and my clothes are glazed in salty smelly cum. Solution please?