Exploding a popular male fantasy

You find your missus in bed with another laydee. Do you...

  • Actually explode with excitement before you even get your strides off?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Go downstairs and have a think about it?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Immediately set up a webcam?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Feel hurt and betrayed by her infidelity?

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    1
#1
Let's face it, coming home to find your missus in the sack with her Crumpety Best Mate is a popular male fantasy, in fact I was only thinking about it this afternoon.

Saying that, I was thinking about what I'd really do, as opposed to the porn-film-in-my-head response. Thing is, this happened to a very close friend of mine who we shall call Eddie (in fact his real name is Pete) and the results were surprising.

Eddie/ Pete was living with this bird called Lisa (not her real name, that was Lorraine) who was, by any objective standard, a very attractive girl. One day he comes home and finds her in the sack, completely naked, getting jiggy with it with her best mate (can't remember what she was called). The shock of this totally unexpected development make Eddie/ Pete walk out and have a think about it.

Lisa/ Lorraine comes down stairs, apologizes, says "it's one of those things" (?) and invites him upstairs to join in. Being (A) male and (B) a reaonably clever bloke he does so and enjoys an evening of threes-up heaven with two extremely lovely bi-babes.

When he tells this story to the chaps in the pub, a few years on, you can hear a fcuking pin drop.

Anyhoo, Lisa/ Lorraine suggests that her mate moves in and to cut a long story short they all end up living together and develop this rota for whos-fcuking-who. Sometimes my mate is with one bird, sometimes the other and sometimes both of them. Then he might not get any, but have to listen to the girls at it through the wall.

He put up with it for three months then walked out.

He put it down to jealousy. He really loved Lisa/ Lorraine and couldn't bear the thought of her sleeping with anybody else, and she wasn't prepared to give it up. He was really, really gutted. The fantasy had (tragically) turned into a living nightmare, albeit after three months of (his words) "non-stop kinky bi-babe porno sh*gging of a type you simply couldn't imagine in a million years."

So, ladies and gentlemen, where do you stand? Fantasy or reality? Answer my poll and explode this popular male fantasy.

V!
 
#2
Web cam, sell the rights, let arrse have a free link, then bin the bitc* and find some1 who only wants me, not me and her sister (well I am from Devon!)
 
#3
Would defo have to say the Web cam, as you can make a mint on the net, get her doing all the things she wouldnt normall and putting things everywhere, make her look like a complete whore, then once you get bored of it, (if you ever do, ditch her and send a copy to every one in her family, friends and also to her work place!

Think she might get the message then, either that or a load of willing volunteers to perform in her next video
 
#4
Yuk......just the thought of a pile of rege T shirts and ron hills at the bottom of the bed is enough to turn me.........just think of it.....a mass of white flesh, tattoos, stretch marks, flab, cellulite.........cmon guys, get real!

;-)




JB68
 
#5
From the female perspective, I have to agree with your friend. Theory is better than practice here.

1. In theory, everyone lives in a nonstop erotic haze of hot tag-team fcuking with no holds barred. Eventually you all get married in some weird three-way alternative religion thing and everyone's happy.

2. In practice, it all goes t!ts-up when the girlfriend decides she likes you better and the boyfriend tries to run you over with his Pathfinder.

At least, that's what I've heard.
 
#7
Well one of the worst things that happened to one of our mates was he was on tour expecting a parcel from the mrs

He was sat in the naffi with us ( his mates ) when the parcel arrived and he decided to show the video of his wife.
in her sexy underwear.

Unknown to him she had sent him a video of her having sex with the next door neighbour

He was truly gutted by what had happened
 
#8
codename said:
Well one of the worst things that happened to one of our mates was he was on tour expecting a parcel from the mrs

He was sat in the naffi with us ( his mates ) when the parcel arrived and he decided to show the video of his wife.
in her sexy underwear.

Unknown to him she had sent him a video of her having sex with the next door neighbour

He was truly gutted by what had happened
This is an old story that i feel you may have decided to use to meet your own needs.
About some one send a bloke a food parcel saying hope you enjoy the pie, then realising when playing the video it was his dog.
OR the the other one of a wife making a video of herself shagging the neighbour is another old one, please come back when you have some orginal storys!
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#9
Listen Codecnut you window-licking moonhowler, if you must plagiarise a story, at least try to find an obscure one for God's sake !
 
#10
Question you want to ask is in reality what would you do? The amount of lads I know who go on about wanting 2 lovely ladies in bed with them is outstanding. But when it comes down to it they all fcuking chicken out!
 
#12
Oddly enough, Mr Fraulein claims that two ladies isn't a fantasy of his and he fast-forwards when watching "quality close-up movies". 8O What's wrong with the bloke? 8O

So, no insights into/opinions about V's questions from here.
 
#13
I would grab a camcorder and give them some Cowboy loving, using all my skill as a pretend director/cameraman to keep the girls in shot and me out of focus :lol:

Then when the relationship goes pear shapes I can seek revenge by sending the "Art film" to her parents and her work place/internet/Arrse. :twisted:
 

maninblack

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
It happened to a guy I knew. She kicked him out, mover her in and cut all her hair off.

He had no way of fighting back and came close to a total breakdown.
 
#15
Anya1982 said:
Question you want to ask is in reality what would you do? The amount of lads I know who go on about wanting 2 lovely ladies in bed with them is outstanding. But when it comes down to it they all fcuking chicken out!
not me :D im up for adventure and experience, i may even drill you if you bring a pretty Cypriot girl along for the ride,
 
#16
semper said:
Anya1982 said:
Question you want to ask is in reality what would you do? The amount of lads I know who go on about wanting 2 lovely ladies in bed with them is outstanding. But when it comes down to it they all fcuking chicken out!
not me :D im up for adventure and experience, i may even drill you if you bring a pretty Cypriot girl along for the ride,
How considerate of you........................ :D
 
#17
Duck Dodgers said:
semper said:
Anya1982 said:
Question you want to ask is in reality what would you do? The amount of lads I know who go on about wanting 2 lovely ladies in bed with them is outstanding. But when it comes down to it they all fcuking chicken out!
not me :D im up for adventure and experience, i may even drill you if you bring a pretty Cypriot girl along for the ride,
How considerate of you........................ :D
i believe in charity and it is always better to give than to recieve :lol:
 
#18
Surely the whole fantasy thing is a one-off. If it becomes the norm then where is the fun and the thrill that gets you going in the first place?

Living in the "2-Bird" scenario would get you fantasizing about sha66ing one bird again.
 
#19
Surely there is no issue with male fantasy, it's the female fantasy that requires a male to make it whole. If two ladies of questionable morals can't get what they need from each other then a gentleman must simply enter stage left, apply himself wholeheartidly and leave a lingering smell of f4nny batter in his wake. This is open to any man who finds himself in the right place at the right time or a QRANC Mess.
 
#20
Ex-girlfriend of mine had a thing with another female colleague which quite frankly disgusted me. I can still remember the dyke asking me for my understanding. However ex-girlfriend was probably mentally ill at the time and in retrospect I shouldn't have been surprised by anything she did. The damnable thing is I was pixillated by her and so every awful (each next more so than the last) thing she did just tied me up in tighter knots of anguish.

I do feel quite sorry for the bloke she told me had raped her because I took quite a lot of that out on him! However he probably was a lecherous twat and deserved the kicking but perhaps not that class of kicking. Dear old Louisville Slugger, I expect when archaeologist drain the Thames in hundreds of years time you will probably pose quite a few questions for them...

It is just not nice, unnecessary and frankly cack. Every lesbian generates a bloke to compete with you for the attentions of the decreasing heterosexual female community. Every lesbian couple generates two...lesbian love-in alternative communities don't even bear thinking about. Lesbian stick flicks never appealed to me before my brush with the L-word. They are banned absolutely in Cuddlesiania...along with cauliflower cheese.
 

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