Let's face it, coming home to find your missus in the sack with her Crumpety Best Mate is a popular male fantasy, in fact I was only thinking about it this afternoon. Saying that, I was thinking about what I'd really do, as opposed to the porn-film-in-my-head response. Thing is, this happened to a very close friend of mine who we shall call Eddie (in fact his real name is Pete) and the results were surprising. Eddie/ Pete was living with this bird called Lisa (not her real name, that was Lorraine) who was, by any objective standard, a very attractive girl. One day he comes home and finds her in the sack, completely naked, getting jiggy with it with her best mate (can't remember what she was called). The shock of this totally unexpected development make Eddie/ Pete walk out and have a think about it. Lisa/ Lorraine comes down stairs, apologizes, says "it's one of those things" (?) and invites him upstairs to join in. Being (A) male and (B) a reaonably clever bloke he does so and enjoys an evening of threes-up heaven with two extremely lovely bi-babes. When he tells this story to the chaps in the pub, a few years on, you can hear a fcuking pin drop. Anyhoo, Lisa/ Lorraine suggests that her mate moves in and to cut a long story short they all end up living together and develop this rota for whos-fcuking-who. Sometimes my mate is with one bird, sometimes the other and sometimes both of them. Then he might not get any, but have to listen to the girls at it through the wall. He put up with it for three months then walked out. He put it down to jealousy. He really loved Lisa/ Lorraine and couldn't bear the thought of her sleeping with anybody else, and she wasn't prepared to give it up. He was really, really gutted. The fantasy had (tragically) turned into a living nightmare, albeit after three months of (his words) "non-stop kinky bi-babe porno sh*gging of a type you simply couldn't imagine in a million years." So, ladies and gentlemen, where do you stand? Fantasy or reality? Answer my poll and explode this popular male fantasy. V!