Ryanair, the prisonships of the sky, are now contemplating replacing the free in-flight toilets with pay toilets that will drain your wallet as you drain your bladder. "One thing we have looked at in the past, and are looking at again, is the possibility of maybe putting a coin slot on the toilet door so that people might actually have to spend a pound to spend a penny in future," he told BBC television. He added: "I don't think there is anybody in history that has got on board a Ryanair aircraft with less than a pound." I'm afraid that were I forced to be a Ryanair traveller, I would pish on the floor rather than give them the money. They should think themselves lucky I only sh1t once a day!