Expensive shags

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheLordFlasheart, Jun 24, 2005.

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  1. Its in the right direction, theloggie, if somewhat predictable. ;)

    I am still paying for a shag due to being married for somewhere in the region of sixty five years. Wives aint free you know.

    At least with the traditional payment/sex arrangement, it's fairly cheap. With a wife it runs into tens, if not hundreds of thousands of pounds just to lob man mayo in a convinient orrafice........

    (Hannover, 'Black Alley', Big mamma, stank like a herd of Zebras, syphoned me off in about two minutes flat. Still have recurring nightmares to this day...).
  2. Married for 8 years six and a half happily married. Took 12 months to sort out devorce, worked out what it had cost me, please beleive I was the guy who went back to work for a rest, most exspensive sex I ever had.
  3. Most expensive sh@g?

    Got married once - stupidest thing I ever did in my life. Divorced the mofo a few years back (thank FCUK!!) but looks like I am still paying a price for that mistake even now.
  4. Never have, never will - married - will cost far too mcu in the long run, besides, Mrs Stoat is a former Penthouse pet......
  5. Who are you bone twat. this is a squaddie site not soft lefty socialist workers party bollocks.
    If you dont like what we say get off.
  6. Please remember that a wife is not a gentleman’s property and she does not have to obey him.
    When you marry it is for love, not ownership.
    It may have happened in the 1920 but it is the year 2005
    and in theory the lady’s in the UK now have equal rights.[/quote]

    Gues who doesnt get it often enough......sounds like its a good sh@g your needing!
  7. Lawstudent, f*ck off there are men on this site still paying for the sex they had in the last 17 years via child support! At least Flash is still potting pink! (Even if it does cost hm a Dyson, Volvo and 2 foreign holidays a year)

    Now you brain dead b*tch, back in your box and remember, 'A Lady is a Gentlemans play thing.'

    Beebs :?
  8. In reply to Lawstudents post......

    You continue to make a clown of yourself whilst claiming to be in further education, can I SUGGEST you spell check your posts and at least try to make them coherent?

    Having people slate you can't be fun and it will continue as long as you make the fractional amount of effort that you do to avoid it.

    I’m HOPING no-one can truly be as dull and thick as you appear in real life, and certainly not a prospective member of the legal profession, and that this is a huge act and you for one are enjoying yourself, I can assure you when people click on the last post with your name next to it, they do so in an attempt to salvage a decent/funny/relevant topic and not to 'enjoy' your dubious delights.


    In response to the thread........

    Lairdx you've been paying since the day she said 'I do'..... :wink:


    Wives and Hookers....

    A man is walking around New York with his wife. They find a perfume shop, the wife goes in, and he waits outside.

    A hooker comes along and says to him, "Like to come home with me, buddy?"

    "For how much?" asks the man.

    "One hundred dollars," the hooker answers.

    "I'll give you five bucks," he replies. The hooker swears at him and walks away.

    A little later, the man's wife comes out of the shop and they continue their walk. As they round the corner, there stands the same hooker. She takes one look at the man and his wife and says, "HA!…… see what you get for five bucks?" :roll:
  9. I for one have never paid for it.

    Being a 'kin gorgeous stud with the ability to make a bird come with a slightly lifted eybrow and a wink in the right direction, paying for it is pointless as they all come to me in the end.


    Lawstudent, your mum was crap, so I had to smash her teeth off the toilet bowl and dry hump her arrse til she passed out. Then it loosened.

  10. Fcuk off fcuk off fcuk off you oxygen thief. Pity your mum was only semi-pro then and didn't use the protective gear provided by her pimp. Or did she think your grandfather really meant it when he said he would make sure they only shot up her gritter?

    If you really are a lawstudent top yourself now. You will be totally inept. I don't think you are though. You are one of the useless cnuts that have decided that this place will do to hang out so you can pretend you have mates. Your posts lack any depth, creativity or personality. Just like you.

    Take some razor blades swallow them down with some bleach. Grab a small electrical appliance and after stabbing yourself repeatedly in the eyes with toothpicks, jump in the bath and electrocute yourself. If you can't manage it I am sure anyone who ever meets you will be more than happy to break every bone in your worthless body, pour battery acid on you, use a belt sander on your face and then follow the above steps with the blades, bleach etc.

    Have a nice day yann....I mean y'all now ya hear - but don't bother to come back.
  11. Were they the two that stayed on board with you?
  12. J_D

    J_D LE

    AB just cus your infested arse can't get laid don't mean the rest of us are bad.
  13. I'm not talking about 'the rest of us'......I'm talking about you.
  14. .....have you got a knife?