Expenses

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  1. MP’s expenses SONG (Sing to ABBA’s original music)

    Money Money Money

    They lie all night and cheat all day, their claims all in and then we pay
    Ain't it bad
    And still it just appears to be, they’re all corrupt, no honesty
    Makes us mad
    To take it all, that is their plan
    To rake it in the perfect scam
    expenses paid, no claim too small, they spin around and catch us all...

    Money, money, money
    Must be lovely
    In an MP’s world
    Money, money, money
    Con the country
    In an MP’s world
    Aha-ahaaa
    All the things they can screw
    Just to claim the public’s money
    In an MP’s world

    They list it all for where they stay, a second home - someone must pay
    Ain't it bad
    They say they claim it legally, they do not care as you can see
    Makes us mad
    So they must leave, they have to know
    We’ve had enough, they’ll have to go
    They’ve made a fortune in a game, but life will never be the same...

    Money, money, money
    Must be lovely
    In an MP’s world
    Money, money, money
    Con the country
    In an MP’s world
    Aha-ahaaa
    All the things they can screw
    Just to claim the public’s money
    In an MP’s world

    Money, money, money
    Must be lovely
    In an MP’s world
    Money, money, money
    Con the country
    In an MP’s world
    Aha-ahaaa
    All the things they can screw
    Just to claim the public’s money
    In an MP’s world

    In an MP’s world