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Little Johnny was going to his fathers house one day and he was packing everthing in his room and putting it in his little red wagon.
He was walking to his father's house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill.
He started up the hill but was constantly swearing "This f*cking thing is too f*cking heavy".
A priest heard him and came out.
"You shouldn't be swearing" said the priest.
"God hears you. He is everywhere. He's in the chruch, He's on the sidewalk, He's everywhere".
Little Johnny says "Is he in my Wagon?"
The priest replies "Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon."
Little Johnny says "Well tell the C*nt to get the f*ck out of there, he's too f*cking heavy!"
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