expecting the worst but! looking for uk based penpals, boys

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by bev79, Oct 21, 2009.

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  1. because of the mixed bag of people on here thought id try a bit of pen palling! i see its the done thing to open up with abuse first so those that wish its ok, those that would like to get to know a very fun, friendly and (a bit) dizzy girl then say hello :)

    I am a vetenarians assistant part time and am studying social care at uni so am doing ok, dad and brothers are all still serving so i am pretty thick skinned humour wise

    bev x
  2. and a gluton for punishment to boot.

    Have they let you fist a cow's arse yet at work?
  3. Oooh a vets assistant?...

    Do you do doggy?


    Sorry, couldn't resist... my humour is a little...ruff!
  4. Hi Bev, as a veterinarian's assistant, do you ever treat horses or donkeys?
  5. ive heard that a few times, i tend to answer that "yes i do but i like my arms pinning to my sides and my hair pulled whilst i do it", that generally quitens the bloke :D
  6. i know where this is going too mr! yes i have gently handled a huge horses willy! they smell a lot as well, a lot!
  7. Ooooh my type of girl/perv
  8. A bit dizzy and kinky! You'll do for me love :wink:
  9. Playing hard to get eh?

  10. I don't think you know what you have let yourself in for girl! Good luck :D
  11. What do they taste like?
  12. Me too, great isn't it!
  13. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Girl? She's probably a 15 stone Doris with 3 sprogs and only half her tattoos spelt right.

    Close your eyes - you may not be old enough to be in this conversation :wink:
  14. Good luck!
  15. it was comical until it kicked out and its willy rubbed all over my forearm! im not normally squeamish bit it had "problems" down there, strangely enough i prefer puppies and rabbits! :)