Expeceria Trouserius

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  1. NAME: *Expecteria Trouserius* (Trouser Snake)
    LOCATION: Throughout the world

    DESCRIPTION: One-eyed, with mushroom-shaped head (other types come with extra layers of skin) Varying from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly venomous spit. (Spit can reach distances up to 12-13 feet) *Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood & sub-species.

    SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then a severe swelling followed by excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal. Beware: It has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen!

    HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most unusual places.

    ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the venom is injected into the body only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men.


    TOURNIQUET: Do not apply a tourniquet as the venom is too deep in the body to be affected.

    CUTTING THE WOUND: This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective as the bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.

    SUCKING THE WOUND: This method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any success.

    CONCLUSION: This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not necessarily a vermin, and treated with the right respect, makes a wonderful pet.