Exotic Causes of Death

#1
Along the lines of the Tarot Card type - check out:

Your Exotic Cause of Death

Any other bear shaggers out there? - I was killed attempting bestiality with a Kodiac Bear.

The shame of it. :(
 
#2
sh1t ... i'm going to drown whilst bobbing for apples ....

i was thinking more along the lines of "heart attack during cocaine fuelled sex romp with 5 hookers"

a la John Entwistle (although he only managed 2 hookers ... f*cking lightweight)

oh well :D
 
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#3
Well that was dull, I was Struck by a Meteor.
I would have preferred to mauled by a mob of midgets… oh well
 
#5
Impaled by a rod of frozen urine expelled from a jet!

Just plane pished then??
 
#6
Shite! I got holy-ghosted by a f****ing dragon! I knew I shouldn't have flipped it the finger.

MsG
 

Rod924

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#7
When your death comes, you will be
Decapitated by cannibalistic head-hunters! 8O

Bring it on, that mean getting noshed by 72 MILFS :p
 
#8
Stung to death by a swarm of killer bees!


Bugger :evil:
 
#9
[align=center]When your death comes, you will be[/align]
[align=center]Struck by a Meteor![/align]

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[align=center]What less likely then being struck by lightning? That's right, a meteor strike![/align]
[align=center]Just your luck![/align]
 
#11
Slaughtered attempting beastiality with a Kodiac.

B*llocks. I'd survive and the hairy fat bastard would be limping for a fortnight.
 
#13
Oh! Great Stung to Death by Killer Bees. I can’t see how any of the Questions you have to answer could lead to that. Perhaps I was smearing my Kn0b with Honey preparatory to getting next doors dog to lick it off when all of a sudden .
 
#14
shortfuse said:
sh1t ... i'm going to drown whilst bobbing for apples ....

i was thinking more along the lines of "heart attack during cocaine fuelled sex romp with 5 hookers"

a la John Entwistle (although he only managed 2 hookers ... f*cking lightweight)

oh well :D
Otherwise known as noshing sailors in the men's room at a train station. :D

What scares me is I scored the same...
 
#16
Also killed by streak of p!ss (frozen) - note that it points out that this will then defrost denying any evidence of cause of death or chances of compensation from airline.
Haven't BA been taking the p!ss lately ? Is there a connection ?
 
#17
I will be decapitated by head hunters.... NICE!!
 

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