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Exotic Causes of Death

#2
sh1t ... i'm going to drown whilst bobbing for apples ....

i was thinking more along the lines of "heart attack during cocaine fuelled sex romp with 5 hookers"

a la John Entwistle (although he only managed 2 hookers ... f*cking lightweight)

oh well :D
 
G

Goku

Guest
#3
Well that was dull, I was Struck by a Meteor.
I would have preferred to mauled by a mob of midgets… oh well
 

Rod924

LE
Kit Reviewer
#7
When your death comes, you will be
Decapitated by cannibalistic head-hunters! 8O

Bring it on, that mean getting noshed by 72 MILFS :p
 
#9
[align=center]When your death comes, you will be[/align]
[align=center]Struck by a Meteor![/align]

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[align=center]What less likely then being struck by lightning? That's right, a meteor strike![/align]
[align=center]Just your luck![/align]
 
#13
Oh! Great Stung to Death by Killer Bees. I can’t see how any of the Questions you have to answer could lead to that. Perhaps I was smearing my Kn0b with Honey preparatory to getting next doors dog to lick it off when all of a sudden .
 
#14
shortfuse said:
sh1t ... i'm going to drown whilst bobbing for apples ....

i was thinking more along the lines of "heart attack during cocaine fuelled sex romp with 5 hookers"

a la John Entwistle (although he only managed 2 hookers ... f*cking lightweight)

oh well :D
Otherwise known as noshing sailors in the men's room at a train station. :D

What scares me is I scored the same...
 
#16
Also killed by streak of p!ss (frozen) - note that it points out that this will then defrost denying any evidence of cause of death or chances of compensation from airline.
Haven't BA been taking the p!ss lately ? Is there a connection ?
 

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