Exeter OTC - Dual Winners

#3
Only because ULOTC weren't there. :lol:
Ah well... Good job lads and lasses.
 
#6
Yup and it's not as if Exeter has Special to Arm Wings, just infantry and a hard core of geezers and lasses who can turn their hand to anything!
Good effort!
 
#7
I would like to point out that Exeter ran around lightning strike with a large hamper of wine and cheese, i also noticed that the girls also had very dirty knees, or at least the ones that looked like girls......... wonder why?
 
#8
Why has this thread been resurected? It's ****, there is no banter, and everyone now knows that Exeter won. Enough, surely?

Getting rid of Sex Tourist was a crime, as it was actually amusing.
 
#9
Mutt, It was resurected because i decided to post on it, that ok with you??
I thought that everyone should be aware that these people wanted to win sooooo badly that they went to bed early, got up early and carried around a case of cracker barrel and a few bottles of buckfast.

Piss off Mutt, you arrogant cnut.

Eddited to call you a cnut, not a computer generated star.
 
#11
make_safe!! said:
Mutt, It was resurected because i decided to post on it, that ok with you??
I thought that everyone should be aware that these people wanted to win sooooo badly that they went to bed early, got up early and carried around a case of cracker barrel and a few bottles of buckfast.

urine off Mutt, you arrogant cnut.

Eddited to call you a cnut, not a computer generated star.
Whaaaat? Everyone was already aware, make_safe, you child. Well done for carrying around a case of cracker barrel and your Buckfast (not something to be proud of, twätbag, especially the Buckfast) Do you see a thread dedicated, say, to CEUOTC's glorious KGVI win? No, you do not. We are exceptionally proud of our win, but do we crow on about it on ARRSE?
I get the distinct impression that you may be a recruit-type in your UOTC, and consider carrying a hamper around with you witty and urbane. To make such a huge point of this implies that you are a sad and lonely little man, to whom the hamper was a momentous occasion.
Out, you fųcking ballbag
 
#12
If you think Exeter OTC need a hamper to win a competition come to the TA X Country Champs and we will whip your arrse......guaranteed!
See you there.
 
#13
Shut up, I've not said that I think you need a hamper to win. Don't actually remember any mention of TA X-Country Championships, so I don't think we'll be seeing you there at all. Just as well, really.
 
#14
Chaps, you have all rather missed the point somewhat. The aformentioned 'competitions' (with the exception of KG6) are not really competitions as such, particularly in the case of Ex Lightning Strike they are merely familiarisation visits dressed up as competitions to get little scaley-iophile individuals as yourselves excited. Alot of units scrape together all the otherwise worthless individuals with nothing better to do of a weekend and say "right, you lot are the 'volunteers' for the REME and you lot the R Sigs." The exercise phobic winners of said 'competitions' are then drawn from a hat by the organisers, there's nothing competative in it, but don't let me discourage you, carrying around unleven bread and bad wine is very, very, very, very, very, very, very..... stylish, just think if you found yourselves a Padre you could have a little communion on Salisbury Plain and then God would like you more and send you to more exciting events.


P.S, this is not my log-in, so please direct any replies into the abstract void that is the world wide web rather than towards the noble 'Celtic Warrioress' whose computer I have borrowed.
 
#16
KG6 my arrse. I have been there and OCdts with tube artillery are so dangerous that the PSIs and safety staff (ie the 24/7 who know what they are doing) do most of the difficult stuff. The teams just run around looking keen getting pax to smile and flirt with the DS etc (like other competitions) so easy that OCdts could really do it after a weeks training and a couple of weekends why do we have the months at Larkhill.

I am not saying KG6 is not worth it just dont big yourself up that it is any different to the other competitions.

And the reason I keep banging on about the X Country and fitness is the competition is completely objective and the same whether regular TA or OTC. See u there?
 
#17
extrader said:
KG6 my arrse. I have been there and OCdts with tube artillery are so dangerous that the PSIs and safety staff (ie the 24/7 who know what they are doing) do most of the difficult stuff. The teams just run around looking keen getting pax to smile and flirt with the DS etc (like other competitions) so easy that OCdts could really do it after a weeks training and a couple of weekends why do we have the months at Larkhill.
I think you'll find, extrader, that you don't need official (e.g. RA/RSA) qualifications to compete in the other competitions, whereas you do for KGVI. The PSI/DS do not do most of the difficult stuff, you utter cnut, but rather oversee us, mostly in the CP. They do not direct the fire, load and fire the Guns, calculate the data or recce the Gun platforms. They do check we're not aimed at, say, the OP's grid, but do they bring the Guns into action? No, they do not. Do they adjust the falling rounds? No, they do not. Do they use the FCA to translate the shite I send down from the OP? No, do you see a pattern emerging?
There are saftey staff on all these events (note, not competitions), but do you have to have a certain qualification to go to Lightning Strike? Noooo.
The teams do not look for people to simply smile at the DS, you bollock-jockey, but also people who can do the job.
As I've said before, well done Exeter for your dual wins, but frankly, extrader, you can go penetrate yourself with a big pointy stick. Preferably, a diseased point stick.
 
#18
here here. AS for the bolarks about the ds doing 'all the hard stuff', maybe they had to for everyone else,
[marq=right] THAT'S WHY WE WON BY 70 POINTS!!!!!
[/marq]

got that off my chest
All you other tonkers have the stink of being little men in big boots. Go set yourself on fire so I don't have to. Mutt you are a genius and should get medal.
 
#19
BigJobs said:
All you other tonkers have the stink of being little men in big boots. Go set yourself on fire so I don't have to. Mutt you are a genius and should get medal.
Indeed, you are right. I am a genius, we did win by 70 points, and I do deserve a medal, so I fell less inadequate having just one.
 
#20
You can have one of mine if you like, on loan until further notice. But not the middle one, coz thats my favourite.
 
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