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  1. YANTOFULPELT

    YANTOFULPELT Old-Salt

    Remember many a while ago a young Crafty was always content on exercise. His trick was to open a tin of compo sausages, remove the three in the middle. Get in the back of an ERV/welders truck. Put the tin horizontally in a vice and way hey!!!!.

    He was also know to fry em up for his Tiffy too!!!!
     
  2. Tiffy_71

    Tiffy_71 Old-Salt

    Got the little cnut back - Chiefy pack change on Hohne Ranges, 0300 hours, -18 degs in winter :twisted:
     
  3. erm...yeap. Its well up there with the other army urban myths, along with the unit ISO with the MFO boxes on got washed overboard in a storm bla blah
     
  4. Tiffy_71

    Tiffy_71 Old-Salt

    What!! - you mean its not true?? well feck me sideways... (said with more than a hint of sarcasm)
     
  5. Oracle

    Oracle Crow

    Urban myth ?

    In the winter of 1985 during an ex in Germany, a chef was caught doing much the same thing. He was returned to barracks from the field under escort. Kit packed. Put on a flight to UK. Never heard from again.

    In the words of Max Boyce. " I know 'cos I was there".

    The really sad factor is that compo sausages in onion gravy was the best meal during the entire ex. :oops:

    I have never eaten compo sausages since.
     
  6. Oracle

    Oracle Crow

    .... and before you all start, no I am not a chef and no it wasn't me. :roll:
     
  7. semper

    semper LE

    so you liked the taste of another mans cum then :lol: