Executive job titles.

#1
Just wondered who uses or knows of Executive job titles that are used.

Window cleaner - Transparent Maintainence Engineer.

Road sweeper - Choreographed urban disposal surgeon.

BT. :D
 
#7
IckleMissNawti said:
the_matelot said:
Scouse Slapper-IckelMissNawti
AARSE Bandit - the matelot

ps I think you keyboard may be sticky? As its Ickle not Ickel :wink: xxx
If you want to be fucking pedantic about it you whore, it's ARRSE, not AARSE.
 
#8
the_matelot said:
IckleMissNawti said:
the_matelot said:
Scouse Slapper-IckelMissNawti
AARSE Bandit - the matelot

ps I think you keyboard may be sticky? As its Ickle not Ickel :wink: xxx
If you want to be fucking pedantic about it you whore, it's ARRSE, not AARSE.
oops I must have a sticky keyboard too :wink:

Now why don't you play nice, grow up and get back to the topic subject instead of deferring from it and getting it thrown into the ARRSE hole :wink: xxx
 
#9
IckleMissNawti said:
oops I must have a sticky keyboard too :wink:

Now why don't you play nice, grow up and get back to the topic subject instead of deferring from it and getting it thrown into the ARRSE hole :wink: xxx
... or even diverting? or digressing?

I prefer my job title ... Sophist. Go on, look it up! I bet you own a book. :wink:
 
#10
Ickle,

Your very presence warrants this thread being drop kicked into the arrse-hole.
 
#14
Reproduction Engineer - the spacker whose job it is to do the photocopying
 
#15
IckleMissNawti said:
the_matelot said:
IckleMissNawti said:
the_matelot said:
Scouse Slapper-IckelMissNawti
AARSE Bandit - the matelot

ps I think you keyboard may be sticky? As its Ickle not Ickel :wink: xxx
If you want to be fucking pedantic about it you whore, it's ARRSE, not AARSE.
oops I must have a sticky keyboard too :wink:

Now why don't you play nice, grow up and get back to the topic subject instead of deferring from it and getting it thrown into the ARRSE hole :wink: xxx
Fcuk off cnut.

Back to the thread, I'll give you mine;

Advertising Account Manager - Drunks who do feck all.

:D
 
#16
blue_sophist said:
IckleMissNawti said:
oops I must have a sticky keyboard too :wink:

Now why don't you play nice, grow up and get back to the topic subject instead of deferring from it and getting it thrown into the ARRSE hole :wink: xxx
... or even diverting? or digressing?

I prefer my job title ... Sophist. Go on, look it up! I bet you own a book. :wink:
Sophism (gr. sophistes meaning "wise-ist," or one who 'does' wisdom, i.e. who makes a business out of wisdom; cf. sophós, "wise man", cf. also wizard) was originally a term for the techniques taught by a highly respected group of philosophy and rhetoric teachers in ancient Greece.

Today, a sophism generally refers to a particularly confusing, fallacious, illogical and/or insincere argument used by someone to make a point or for other motivations. Sophistry refers to the practice of using such arguments, and is used pejoratively for rhetoric that is designed to appeal to the listener on grounds other than the strict logical cogency of the statements being made.

The Sophists are known today only through the writings of their opponents (specifically Plato and Aristotle), which makes it difficult to formulate a complete view of the Sophists' beliefs. However, their views were much more complex than Plato's depiction.

I dont think this will work(looking up the meaning)? Far to in depth LOL.
 
#17
Logistics Conveyance Relocation Specialist - Tescos trolley mong.
 
#18
Beverage and foodstuffs allocation co-ordinater - NAAFI tart

Personal gratification assistant - Hooer

Local populace liason officer - Garrison bike

Mentally retarded cumbubble/ skip cleaner - icklemissnaughty
 
#19
PoisonDwarf said:
Reproduction Engineer - the spacker whose job it is to do the photocopying
Or a sperm donor :p
 
#20
Garment hanger manufacturing operative = makes coat hangers
 

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