Executive job titles.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Brew_Time, Apr 6, 2007.

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  1. Just wondered who uses or knows of Executive job titles that are used.

    Window cleaner - Transparent Maintainence Engineer.

    Road sweeper - Choreographed urban disposal surgeon.

    BT. :D
  2. Adult Instructor - Paedophile
  3. Bin Man - Refuse Disposal Expert
  4. Scouse Slapper-IckelMissNawti
  5. AARSE Bandit - the matelot

    ps I think you keyboard may be sticky? As its Ickle not Ickel :wink: xxx
  6. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Herbicultural Artist ... tattooed git with lawnmower.
  7. If you want to be fucking pedantic about it you whore, it's ARRSE, not AARSE.
  8. oops I must have a sticky keyboard too :wink:

    Now why don't you play nice, grow up and get back to the topic subject instead of deferring from it and getting it thrown into the ARRSE hole :wink: xxx
  9. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    ... or even diverting? or digressing?

    I prefer my job title ... Sophist. Go on, look it up! I bet you own a book. :wink:
  10. Ickle,

    Your very presence warrants this thread being drop kicked into the arrse-hole.
  11. Nocturnal Replenishment Technician

    Night-time shelf stacker
  12. Industrial urban artist - Bricklayer.
  13. Aqua Technician - plumber
  14. Reproduction Engineer - the spacker whose job it is to do the photocopying
  15. Fcuk off cnut.

    Back to the thread, I'll give you mine;

    Advertising Account Manager - Drunks who do feck all.