Executed for doing Porn

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Jungelism, Aug 29, 2013.

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  1. Kim Jong-un's ex-lover 'executed by firing squad' - Telegraph

    "Kim Jong-un's ex-girlfriend was among a dozen well-known North Korean performers who were executed by firing squad nine days ago, according to South Korean reports."


    Brutal. I reckon Kims current missus was the jealous type and wanted Hyon Song-wol whacked for being hotter than her.


    I'll be the first then, anyone found the video yet? The porno, not her getting iced.
     
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  2. I like this policy! It could act as a real deterrent to Z-list attention whore celebrities!
     
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  3. Sounds like a viable idea for the next series of X-Factor or Big Brother.
     
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  4. How could he tell it was her?
     
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  5. Well, If he's been porking her..

    Anyone found the video yet? I'm interested to sample some fine North Korean gentleman's viewing.

    She looks pretty hot (I like Asian chicks) and il bet she's a bit of a goer in the sack too if she's been servicing Kim Wrong Un, I highly doubt that fat fuck does much in bed.
     
  6. I don`t believe a word of it. Oh, hang on -

    Quote: "She was luckier than Kim Chol, vice minister of the army, who was executed with a mortar round in October 2012".

    I believe every word now.
     
  7. If every member of Arrse that did porn was put up against a wall, the firing squad would consist of 100 men armed with mini guns!
     
  8. "Her popularity reportedly peaked in 2005 with the song "Excellent Horse-Like Lady."

    Well she doesn't look like Camilla, so I can only speculate where the horse came into play.
     
  9. Porn, executions or both?
     
  10. And a cracking tune it is too.

     
  11. Possibly not so much any more. What with her being shot to death and all that.
     
  12. It's no Gangnam Style.



    And that wasn't exactly a masterpiece.
     
  13. Well, quite.
     
  14. Why does it remind me of Germany?

    Anyone think it sounds Oktoberfestish?
     
  15. Both, but then I'm not sure if I'd have wanted to see Jade Goody go at it. It would be like watching those hippo things shagging on the discovery channel.



    Kinell, after that performance I would have slotted her too.
     
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