I have a day off work today, and my missus is psd off that she has to go to work. She has given me a list of sh1te jobs round the house to do, that will seriously interfere with my own plans to head off down the pub in about an hour, and surf the internet for porn for the rest of the day. Gentlemen, I have until approx 1700 to come up with some decent excuse why a) The bathroom hasn't been cleaned prior to relatives visiting tomorrow and b) Our son's clothes are unironed and in the same place she left them. I could just crack on and do them both, but it's the principle....I just can't be arrsed. However, saying "I couldn't be arrrsed" isn't really an option as I would like to play "hide the german helmet" at some point this weekend. Ideas?