I'm having a sex change that week..... Alluh Akbar!
Actually, I'm not concerned. We should look at this as an adventure, and an unprecedented opportunity for personal advancement and self-enrichment, the likes of which haven't been seen, since 1945.
Now, if big politics wants to use this , as a reason to prop up Wall Street mateys, then we at the sharp end, should also do our bit to aid and abet the Military commerce machine.
To this end, i intend to seize a couple of oil wells all of me very own. Maybe knock over an Al-Barclays or two. I shall also need to borrow a Challenger, cos them doors on the Iraqi Gold reserve vault are a bit tasty, if you get my meaning.
So , I am inviting potential shareholders to join PTP Invasion Enterprises. Shares haven't been issued yet, but some of the things on our shopping list include MBT's, CAS on demand, a Company of Infantry, at least 2 Chinooks , some Arty and a useful getaway driver..