Excuses for cocking up on the gate.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by DeeJay, Nov 26, 2009.

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  1. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8379989.stm

    The Secret Services excuse for letting two gatecrashers into Obama's first state dinner:

    Can any Arrsers come up with a better excuse than that?
  2. They were white. No problem there, then.
  3. Couldn't verify their ID as they were wearing pillow cases over their heads, but they seemed nice enough.
  4. Didn't see them was having a w@nk behind the box.
  5. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    They were looking for Gordon Brown.
  6. They were only Brazilians
  7. The women was walking in front of the guy instead of being ten paces behind and wearing a burkha.
  8. squeekingsapper

    squeekingsapper LE Reviewer

    I was on a fag break at the time
  9. I was on roving patrol checkin the pads quarters
  10. "Whaddaya mean there was a party on here tonight"?
  11. Well she sucked me off, course I'm gonna let her in. The guy, . . err . . well you know. . . it's a long stag an all :oops: