Couple questions for the older types... in the days of unit detention, did RMAS have any cells in their guardroom?
Wayyy back in the 1980s, I was told that at some point, they'd decided that they were going to jail
every Cadet on a course for something (easy things at first, like
"being idle! on my lovely Square"; and reaching
"having untidy earlobes" or similar to sweep up the last few hard-to-catch overachievers).
The alleged idea being to give the Officer Cadets an idea of the correct way to handle
double-off-to-the-loving-arms-of-Provost-Sergeant, and to understand what a
properly-run guardroom looked like
from the inside, the better to equip young 2Lt Snodgrass for his first turn at Orderly Officer and inspecting the Soldiers Under Sentence. Or something.
This may have been urban myth, duty rumour, or just utter bollocks - but it sounded plausible.
Meanwhile, the nearest I got to
"lock him up" as an OCdt was when an utter arse of a UOTC 2Lt was handed off to the loving care of us in the Pipes and Drums (because we'd been jiffed to provide the Guard on the night of the unit barbecue. C**ts). On the bright side, he was drunk, obnoxious, had taken a swing at someone and missed, and got bundled into a cell with a certain degree of...
"don't even think it". Noisy twat shouted for a while, until he realised we didn't take him seriously. And when the Orderly Officer came to visit, there was a certain amount of joy in two of us with pick helves entering the cell first to stand between duty 2Lt and the arse***e... both silently thinking
"please, you wanker, try it". Not exactly the most professionally or competently conducted situation (just enthusiastic amateurism), but maximum force / minimum violence, as Dad always said. Said arsehole sobered up, emerged without any bruises or reason for complaint, straight into the CO's office for his interview without coffee...