EXCLUSIVE: Bin Laden family in bid for Newcastle

#1
originally read this on another forum did a google for the origin came from The Daily Mail

A wealthy construction company run by the family of terrorist Osama bin Laden has emerged as a shock front-runner to buy Newcastle United, a source with links to the club claimed last night.

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/sport...EXCLUSIVE-Bin-Laden-family-bid-Newcastle.html

Follow up
Newcastle deny owner Ashley is negotiating to sell Toon to terrorist Bin Laden's family
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ng-sell-Toon-terrorist-Bin-Ladens-family.html
 
#2
Well, Bin Laden's been living in a squalid cave, in a desert-like environment for 7 years without a win...Newcastle shouldn't be too much of a culture shock.
 
#4
Occasionally, men of violence sicken of the endless round of brutality and long to move to a less savage environment. If that happens, they can always go back to Afghanistan.
 
#6
Shandy swilling Southern/Jock/Welsh/Scouse/Manc* (Delete as applicable) puffs. How dare you badmouth the true etnnic English..conquerors of you all.

Come the revolution you will all be executed on the penalty spot (Ok so we'd probably miss but thats another story)
 
#7
The_Cad said:
Shandy swilling Southern/Jock/Welsh/Scouse/Manc* (Delete as applicable) puffs. How dare you badmouth the true etnnic English..conquerors of you all.

Come the revolution you will all be executed on the penalty spot (Ok so we'd probably miss but thats another story)
Crikey cad, I never imagined you as a Geordie! I say...Newcastle United? What an absolute shower...
 
#8
The_Cad said:
Shandy swilling Southern/Jock/Welsh/Scouse/Manc* (Delete as applicable) puffs. How dare you badmouth the true etnnic English..conquerors of you all.

Come the revolution you will all be executed on the penalty spot (Ok so we'd probably miss but thats another story)
You forgot to add; Garlic munching baguette weilding French tw@ts. They are from south of Gateshead and thus part of the Vichy conspiracy!

Hey does this mean we can expect aircraft flying into Felling flats?
 
#9
Just too good not to stick in the Sports Forum :D
 

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