Judge Advocate: "and were you surprised by this, Petty Officer?"
Old Salt: "Surprised? You could have buggered me backwards through me oilskins!"
Brief: "I believe my client means he was taken aback m'lud"..........
Not one of his exclamations of disbelief, but a classic none the less:
"Now I may be packing the kind of tackle, that you normally expect to find swinging about between the hind legs of a Grand National winner. But I'm not totally stupid!"[marq=down]