Exchange Your Wife

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I recently received this highly amusing chain letter - it seems like a good idea to me - how could it fail? :lol:

At last !! A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain
letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win.
Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.

INSTRUCTIONS.

Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some
ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your
list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will
receive 823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women, will be at least:

0.5 Miss Worlds

2.5 Models

463 Wild nymphos

3,234 Good-looking nymphos

20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms

40,198 Bi-sexual women.


In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,
and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all,
your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come
back to you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.

One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he
sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel
he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to
live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me
has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion.

Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL. This is a unique opportunity to achieve a
totally satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy
conversations about trivialities (that only interest women). No
obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like
marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate........send this letter today to
9 of your best friends.

PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum
cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will know how to use it.

PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake
 

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