Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Ting-Tong, May 10, 2006.
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Today I seem to be uber hyper and unable to stop
How do I rid myself of this uber energy?
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Find yourself a man TT and make his day , that should burn you out a bit!
Sit back and have a strum with an electric egg whisk
You're more than welcome to mow my lawns, wash my cars and finish creosoting my fences Ting-Tong.
If you've any energy left after that, you could always..............
clear out my guttering and clean the Aga.
Wow! Check you out with your Aga !!
Do your bloody house work you idle wench!!!!
or PM me.. I got some ideas
call the local rugby team a bunch of poofs and run like f*ck............unless you want to be caught either way, energy expended T-T
Well if kitchen appliances rock your world Icey, you'd love my Smeg!
Only if it's a red one
you should be able to clean that with a brillo pad!
Its not at the moment, but it soon would be if I took Fang Farriers advice. Ouch!
Sure you haven't been drinking too much coffee Ting Tong? When you've finished at Sandman's you could always do my washing, ironing, vacuuming, clean the bathroom, make the beds, etc, whilst I go and lie in the garden and sunbathe!
Arenât there nurses at your home to do all that for you anyway?
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