Excellent holiday destination, for the terminally dinky

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  1. Blimey. Imagine in the Bars...."get the beers in, I'm a bit short".

    Maybe their own police force and fire brigade from their 120 residents are a bit short staffed?

    I know I am going to hell....
  2. I feel a 'Louis Theroux' moment coming on .. spend a week with them and its money in the bank .. plus your c*ck, however small will be king !!
  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    That's OK. They are big enough not to rise to the bait!
  4. Wrong thread. Feck it anyway

    A dwarf with a lisp visits a stud farm.

    “I’d like to buy a horth”, he says to the owner of the farm.

    “What sort of horse?” asks the owner.

    “A female horth,” the dwarf replies.

    So the owner shows him a mare.

    “Nithe horth,” says the dwarf, “Can I thee her eyeth?”

    So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse’s eyes and
    puts him down again.

    “Nithe eyeth”, says the dwarf, “Can I thee her teeth?”

    Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse’s teeth and
    puts him down.

    “Nithe teeth… May I now see her eerth?” the dwarf says.

    By now the owner is getting a little fed up, but again picks up the
    dwarf to show him the horse’s ears and then puts him down.

    “Nithe eerth,” he says. “Now… Can I see her twot?”

    “With this, the owner picks the dwarf up, and, holding him by the
    scruff of his neck and the back of his belt, shoves his head deep
    inside the horse’s v*gina. He holds him there for a couple of
    seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.

    The dwarf shakes his head and says, “Perhaps I should weefwaze that:

    Can I see her wun awound?”
  5. then
    I must admit though that when the Arnie film 'Total Recall' came out in the `80s, I had a bit of a thing for the blonde dwarf woman in the bar full of freaks. :wink:
  6. How do they stop the kids from nicking all the porn from the cornershop? Is there some sort of sliding library ladder arrangement?
  7. Hope people dont feel SHORTchanged if they go there for a LITTLE break and find that the amusement rides have reverse height restrictions ie you have to be under 4ft tall. Wander if they ever have a housing shortage.
  8. If you were 4ft 4ins tall, would you be The Worlds smallest giant. Perhaps if you were overwieght, you could be The Worlds fattest 'thin man' or taking it to the other extreme, The Worlds thinnest fat man.
    It's just not on, discrimination like this would be abhorred in 'Our' multi ethnic society.
    It's wrong on so many levels. Somebody should do something.
  9. This one?

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  10. Thats the one, apparently she`s called Debbie Lee Carrington. Here`s some more...