Ex wives. Thanks OR No f****** thanks!

My ex wife blatantly put it on me earlier when I rocked up to pick the two youngest boys up for the weekend.
She's still tidy but I'd rather cut my cock off with a rusty dinner knife than go anywhere near her again.
So would you shag your ex, if you had the chance. Or run for the hills?
Ex's are exs for a reason after all.
Over to you lovely people.
 
My ex wife blatantly put it on me earlier when I rocked up to pick the two youngest boys up for the weekend.
She's still tidy but I'd rather cut my cock off with a rusty dinner knife than go anywhere near her again.
So would you shag your ex, if you had the chance. Or run for the hills?
Ex's are exs for a reason after all.
Over to you lovely people.
She is being devious. Don't go there.
 
And there was I thinking this was a revenge porn thread - and you haven’t even posted as much as a picture!
Unfortunately, she remains the mother to my kids mate.
 

Brotherton Lad

LE
Kit Reviewer
I remain very fond of my first wife. We even do the Facebook stuff and since we share a child and a couple of grandchildren I don't see the need to rock the boat, for what would be the point?
 

P.O.N.T.I

Old-Salt
My ex wife blatantly put it on me earlier when I rocked up to pick the two youngest boys up for the weekend.
She's still tidy but I'd rather cut my cock off with a rusty dinner knife than go anywhere near her again.
So would you shag your ex, if you had the chance. Or run for the hills?
Ex's are exs for a reason after all.
Over to you lovely people.

I am prepared to shag your ex wife. Please send date, time and photo..........purely for recognition purposes
 
Just one picture in the milf thread ?
Serious head on just for a moment.
Mate, when we first split up, all sorts of horrible thoughts went though my head about her. Genuinely, I can honestly say that I hated her. But at the end of the day, my two youngest boys would love nothing more than for us to get back together.
Serious head off.
Fit as fcuk, she may be, but she's a f****** mental c***.
 
I've been with the current Mrs Jagman for a fair few years now but in the past I always made a practice of shagging ex's
Usually for quite some time after they became an ex. Can't see anything wrong in it to be honest.
Off the top of my head I can only think of one ex that didn't consent to a bit more for a good while after the relationship went down the pan and she was batshit mental amyway. Bit of a shame as she had a cracking set of knockers.

This thread has the potential to develop in to a bit of a nostalgia trip.
 
Serious head on just for a moment.
Mate, when we first split up, all sorts of horrible thoughts went though my head about her. Genuinely, I can honestly say that I hated her. But at the end of the day, my two youngest boys would love nothing more than for us to get back together.
Serious head off.
Fit as fcuk, she may be, but she's a f****** mental c***.

Yeh, yeh. But is she a good shag?
 
My ex wife blatantly put it on me earlier when I rocked up to pick the two youngest boys up for the weekend.
She's still tidy but I'd rather cut my cock off with a rusty dinner knife than go anywhere near her again.
Its your ex wife that I feel sorry for, she obviously married a bumder.
 
I've been with the current Mrs Jagman for a fair few years now but in the past I always made a practice of shagging ex's
Usually for quite some time after they became an ex. Can't see anything wrong in it to be honest.
Off the top of my head I can only think of one ex that didn't consent to a bit more for a good while after the relationship went down the pan and she was batshit mental amyway. Bit of a shame as she had a cracking set of knockers.

This thread has the potential to develop in to a bit of a nostalgia trip.
So long as least one arrser is happy with this thread then!
 
So long as least one arrser is happy with this thread then!
Its probably going to drive me nuts
I've been trying to remember the name of one particular ex for months and for the life of me it still escapes me.
I can remeber some of the very fine details, but not her name
 

TamtamPWRR

War Hero
I have twelve thousand miles between me and my ex wife, and I'm happy to see it stay that way. Having said that, if she's the mum to your kids you should keep things cordial for the kid's sake. Just don't take it any further mate, ex's can be mentals, even if you think you know their mentalness they can still surprise you and fuck you over anew.
 
My ex wife blatantly put it on me earlier when I rocked up to pick the two youngest boys up for the weekend.
She's still tidy but I'd rather cut my cock off with a rusty dinner knife than go anywhere near her again.
So would you shag your ex, if you had the chance. Or run for the hills?
Ex's are exs for a reason after all.
Over to you lovely people.

My ex Moosus - Daughter of a LE Sigs Major, who then went to the MOD, and on retirement was given a nice BFO Warrant type scroll from Brenda for 50 years service , he had originally joined as a fecking drummer boy in1927! He was a Dunkirk and Kohima Vet but cursed with no Sons but 5 daughters , 2 who married squaddies including yours truely.

Anyhoo, she is a dead ringer for Natasha Kaplinsky - we met at 18, had 20 odd years togtether , she still looks relatively tidy , but they says there's a thin line between love and hate - we split about 17 yeas ago so we're now at the polite indifferent stage which is possibly even worse? but I wouldn't go near her if she begged.

Kin 'ell, I biffed her enough times while we were together, what's the point of one last jump when I've since remarried?

Nah, not for me.
 
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LJONESY

On ROPS
On ROPs
Well that is a choice you would have to make. But tread lightly. It could hurt your kids if more if you started something that utterly bombed, then just remaining polite for their sake.
 
I have twelve thousand miles between me and my ex wife, and I'm happy to see it stay that way. Having said that, if she's the mum to your kids you should keep things cordial for the kid's sake. Just don't take it any further mate, ex's can be mentals, even if you think you know their mentalness they can still surprise you and **** you over anew.
That is the most important bit.
Put the kids first, before your own shock, sadness, hatred etc. etc.
 
No, not even if she paid me
 
I don't have any ex-wives but do have a former fiancee.

I would happily shag the arrse off her again as she is still pretty tidy ... but she is still a snake with t!ts.

Shag? Defo.
Relationship? No way.

Her current man is welcome to her.
 

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