Ex-Russian army sniper

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BarryChocolate, Jul 19, 2011.

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  1. I wonder what she fucks like ?
     
  2. I would imagine she fucks like your mother.


    Anyone for 10 Lambert and Butler :)
     
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  3. My mother has Multiple Sclerosis, so she can't be that good then.
     
  4. I dunno, she doesn't put up much of a fight and the muscle spasms work wonders while I'm riding her like a pony.
     
  5. Not familiar with the symptoms Pete - does it mean that she would struggle less than some chics in better health can... ?
     
  6. The victim?

    She was obviously just completing her mission.
     
  7. Shagging, screaming and blood shed. I bet he thought he was back in the 'shot on a Saturday night.
     
  8. HHH

    HHH LE

    Is this another PARA vs STAB thread ????
     
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  9. She gave birth to you.




    Karma does work then.
     
  10. She obviously took her trade seriously. The key to sniping is the element of surprise, so she retired, waited 30 years and used a knife instead of a rifle.
     
  11. Is multiple sclerosis hereditary?
     
  12. I fucking hope not .......
     
  13. Never one to go with the majority, were you?
     
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  14. Fucking hope so - PDD's mums DNA contained strands of cunt gene I'll wager.