Ex-President Bill Clintons way to save the airlines

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  1. Trip_Wire

    Trip_Wire RIP

    There was a tread on Flight Attendents somewhere on here, but I thought I'd post little joke this here, as I thought it was pretty funny.:

    Ex-President Bill Clinton's way to save the airlines:

    Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

    Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.

    And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

    Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips.


    Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
    women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see r ecord revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

    Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
    everything myself?

    Sincerely,
    Bill Clinton
     
  2. I think that you're onto a winner there TW!
     
  3. Cleaning bills will kill you if you hit severe turbulence...
     
  4. Throw in a free blowjob with every first-class upgrade, and we just might have something there...