Ex makes me sick

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  1. I have just got a phone call at my desk in work saying I have a delivery, so after traipsing round god knows how many receptions and loading bays it turns out that my ex had delivered me some flowers, nice thought but he makes me feel physically sick, I tried to scuttle off thinking of a secret place in work where I can stash the flowers so I don't get cained by my Nob End colleagues and there he was lurking round the corner with a right pleased cheesy expression on his face, I thought about running but realised that was slightly cruel, I have now in my haste said I would meet him in the pub after work, wish I didn't but he's hanging been hanging around for me to finish, what do I do without being too horrid ;-(

    Why oh why did I say I'd go for a drink with him!
  2. RTFQ


    Go for a drink and tell him you're not interested. How old are you?
  3. I have told him 100 times but he's now turning into a stalker
  4. RTFQ


    Stop going out for drinks with him then you numpty.

    Why does he make you feel sick? Is it a gruesome tail of stashed dwarf porn or compromising positions with young relatives?
  5. Go to the pub with him.
    When he goes up to the bar to order your drinks, tell him you’re just popping off to the loo and while he’s not looking leg it out the door and don’t look back.
    He’ll get the message not to bother you again.

    Failing that, tell him you’ve turned gay, then it’ll be him legging it out the door.

    Trust me, I’m a doctor.
  6. Dont humour him, just f*ck him off once and for all, cause a scene if thats what it takes. The last thing you need is some creepy loser who cant take no for an answer, stalking you.

    Thats my touchy-feely sensetive solution, the other alternative, is a frenzied attack with a metal table leg. Its your call. :wink:
  7. Thats the thing I haven't, the only thing I did wrong was to reply to one of his texts after ignoring about 20 of them and gawd knows how many missed calls, now he thinks he's in there, bless him, u ar right I am just going to have to tell him straight AGAIN, this time with a bit of venom added.

    Just everything about him, he used to be ok, but for some reason literally over night he just started to turn my stomache, it's because the more horrible I am to him the more clingy & vile he got
  8. Hahahahahahaha I don't think I can get much better advice than that, thats my problem I find it hard to say no, then I sit there worrying about how to get out of things afterwards, I think I might just get really pissed and give him some welly
  9. Invite your thrapping cousin out with you, that should put him off, especially the tale of the poo-stained sack ;-)
  10. That would certainly make life easier, he lives miles away from me though otherwise I would do just that hahaha
  11. You find it hard to say no! now that IS interesting. Just out of curiosity, what are you doing tonight? :lol:
  12. Spending all my ex's money then coming to meet you!
  13. I suspect the reason he suddenly started to make you feel ill was because your instincts got loud enough for you to hear them - he's a Clinger! I think you might just have to get brutal about it and tell him that you don't welcome the attention, that this is the last time you will tell him nicely and that you need him to move on. In fact, for his own good you will aid him on his way by not comunicating with him for 6 months...............
  14. I done that before but he kept turning up outside my work, I am to say I have met someone else and see if that works.
  15. Ker-ching! :lol: