Ex makes me sick

#1
I have just got a phone call at my desk in work saying I have a delivery, so after traipsing round god knows how many receptions and loading bays it turns out that my ex had delivered me some flowers, nice thought but he makes me feel physically sick, I tried to scuttle off thinking of a secret place in work where I can stash the flowers so I don't get cained by my Nob End colleagues and there he was lurking round the corner with a right pleased cheesy expression on his face, I thought about running but realised that was slightly cruel, I have now in my haste said I would meet him in the pub after work, wish I didn't but he's hanging been hanging around for me to finish, what do I do without being too horrid ;-(

Why oh why did I say I'd go for a drink with him!
 
#4
Stop going out for drinks with him then you numpty.

Why does he make you feel sick? Is it a gruesome tail of stashed dwarf porn or compromising positions with young relatives?
 
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#5
Go to the pub with him.
When he goes up to the bar to order your drinks, tell him you’re just popping off to the loo and while he’s not looking leg it out the door and don’t look back.
He’ll get the message not to bother you again.

Failing that, tell him you’ve turned gay, then it’ll be him legging it out the door.

Trust me, I’m a doctor.
 
#6
Dont humour him, just f*ck him off once and for all, cause a scene if thats what it takes. The last thing you need is some creepy loser who cant take no for an answer, stalking you.

Thats my touchy-feely sensetive solution, the other alternative, is a frenzied attack with a metal table leg. Its your call. :wink:
 
#7
RTFQ said:
Stop going out for drinks with him then you numpty.

Why does he make you feel sick? Is it a gruesome tail of stashed dwarf porn or compromising positions with young relatives?
Thats the thing I haven't, the only thing I did wrong was to reply to one of his texts after ignoring about 20 of them and gawd knows how many missed calls, now he thinks he's in there, bless him, u ar right I am just going to have to tell him straight AGAIN, this time with a bit of venom added.

Just everything about him, he used to be ok, but for some reason literally over night he just started to turn my stomache, it's because the more horrible I am to him the more clingy & vile he got
 
#8
sandmanfez said:
Dont humour him, just f*ck him off once and for all, cause a scene if thats what it takes. The last thing you need is some creepy loser who cant take no for an answer, stalking you.

Thats my touchy-feely sensetive solution, the other alternative, is a frenzied attack with a metal table leg. Its your call. :wink:
Hahahahahahaha I don't think I can get much better advice than that, thats my problem I find it hard to say no, then I sit there worrying about how to get out of things afterwards, I think I might just get really pissed and give him some welly
 
#10
Pitster said:
Invite your thrapping cousin out with you, that should put him off, especially the tale of the poo-stained sack ;-)
That would certainly make life easier, he lives miles away from me though otherwise I would do just that hahaha
 
#11
Spursluv said:
sandmanfez said:
Dont humour him, just f*ck him off once and for all, cause a scene if thats what it takes. The last thing you need is some creepy loser who cant take no for an answer, stalking you.

Thats my touchy-feely sensetive solution, the other alternative, is a frenzied attack with a metal table leg. Its your call. :wink:
Hahahahahahaha I don't think I can get much better advice than that, thats my problem I find it hard to say no, then I sit there worrying about how to get out of things afterwards, I think I might just get really pissed and give him some welly
You find it hard to say no! now that IS interesting. Just out of curiosity, what are you doing tonight? :lol:
 
#13
I suspect the reason he suddenly started to make you feel ill was because your instincts got loud enough for you to hear them - he's a Clinger! I think you might just have to get brutal about it and tell him that you don't welcome the attention, that this is the last time you will tell him nicely and that you need him to move on. In fact, for his own good you will aid him on his way by not comunicating with him for 6 months...............
 
#14
Prodigal said:
I suspect the reason he suddenly started to make you feel ill was because your instincts got loud enough for you to hear them - he's a Clinger! I think you might just have to get brutal about it and tell him that you don't welcome the attention, that this is the last time you will tell him nicely and that you need him to move on. In fact, for his own good you will aid him on his way by not comunicating with him for 6 months...............
I done that before but he kept turning up outside my work, I am to say I have met someone else and see if that works.
 
#16
Spursluv, tell him where to go LOUD and in front of a mate, poss a pub. Also tell him you are so concerned that you are going to tell the police, ow yes, if you have a digi camera take a shot of him and tell him thats going to the filth as well.
Good luck old thing. I get this sort of thing in Brighton, ho-hum.
 
#17
Freddie's hit the nail on the head.

Never give a 'stalker' type an inch, they'll take a fcuking mile every time. Make sure its nice and public, the more humiliating the better in the long run. Once had a bird i went out with for a drink once (i was very p@ssed and the beer goggles were glued to the head!!) follow me around for 6 months. Once overheard her telling her mate that i was only ignoring her because i was 'shy', utter b@llox!!

Mag to grid immediately, anyone who continually turns up at your workplace after being told where to get off needs the attention of a crowbar!!
 
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Goku

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#18
You’re going to have to turn into a psycho bitch.
It won’t be pleasant, but if you do what I say he’ll never bother you again

Firstly you need to make a video of yourself having wield sex with a man far more attractive than your ex (I’ll volunteer my services to your cause).
It needs to be really dirty and baaad sex, the kind of thing your mother would disown you over.
I’m talking enough positions to rewrite the karmasuitra, animals, long plastic utensils, and a tube of KY.
It’s going to have to last long enough to fill a 3hr video tape.

Then you seduce your ex and bring him home for a long night of bouncy bouncy, or at least that what you tell him.
Tie him to your bed, shag him senseless and them let him fall asleep without untying him.

While he’s asleep, play the video/porno you made earlier in the bedroom with the volume on mute.
You then produce your leg waxing kit (you will need this to wake him up) and proceed to wax his balls.
Be sure to only apply the wax once it is nicely bubbling away, we’re aiming for third degree burns here. Cover his balls completely in the wax and then remove the wax as quickly as possible (he will have woken up by now).
This will be the time to turn the volume up on your home made video/porno, it needs to be loud enough to drown out his girlish screams of pain (don’t want to disturbed the neighbours now do we?), walk out of the room and leave him to carry on watching in peace.
When the video is over, open your front door then return to your bedroom. Untie your ex and watch the smoke trail as he run’s for the door.

He won’t bother you again after that.