Ex Gay Men? - Yanks being crazy again

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Nov 13, 2012.

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  1. You know what he needs.

  2. Who?




    or Aaron?
  3. The gay Christian fundamentalists are the scary ones. They're starved of cock which makes them even more fanatical, all that pent up testosterone must make you a bit nuts.

    Their take on religion is really what makes them different from us.

    Ted Haggard - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Nice teeth.

    I am convinced they are mental.
  4. A nice stiff cock up his arse?
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  5. that sounds really nice that does
  6. Ralph later said he meant that therapy, "Gave Ted the tools to embrace "
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  7. A more convincing rug, no chance of trapping off with a dodgy rug......

    That sofa..... tasteless, did it come from DFS?

    And the carpet.... what a clash.... has he never heard of the colour wheel?

    And where's the flowers?
  8. udipur

    udipur LE Book Reviewer

    Don't worry chaps because this is coming to a church near you.

    The new Archbish bloke is an acolyte of HTB, where the Alpha course is known as an established cure for that invidious, divisive and non Christian approach to getting your rocks off.
  9. As a quirk of fate I found myself as the compare at a gay club for a while. Two of my employees, my estate agent and several well known celebs caught my eye in the audience. I would love to think my witty repartee kept them enthralled, but methinks it was my "assistant" MR ANACONDA MAN.
  10. You are a Tory MP and I claim my ten shillings.
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  11. Did his snake dance for them? Did it spit it's venom at those in the crowd?

    Sounds dangerous stuff
  12. What is it with yanks and religion?? Did we make a mistake by not burning the pilgrim fathers and sending some sane colonists instead??
  13. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Consider it Cromwell's revenge.
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