Ex-Crab tops his girlfriends old man

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  1. The man's a c_ock
     
  2. No, he's a cock.
     
  3. And his ex-Doris is a Hustler. You couldn't fückin' make it up!

    MsG
     
  4. He looks like he's ex RAF.
     
  5. God marksmanship to boot........
    His ex bird looked a bit of a fitty for a jeohovah, and can you imagine if they had of got married and double barreled the names
     
  6. Fcuk that. He looks like he should be serving time courtesy of HMP Rampton.
     
  7. They wrote "Cock's grip." Fnar, fnar, giggle, giggle...

    TAXI!!!
     
  8. I'd hate to be shot from behind by a cock.
     
  9. What's with his coiffure? it looks like a sideways reverse mohawk?
     
  10. So do the RAF Regiment have mortar platoons? Because he looks like he's been on the receiving end of one! ( or about a dozen!)(big ones) Who new the Rocks had anything big enough to etch that look on on a face?
     
  11. I'm glad you asked that, Goldbricker, because that's what I was thinking too.

    Maybe he mistook his leccy razor for his ice-cream and went straight over the top of his dumpling?

    MsG
     
  12. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
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    I think the scar is from when he put the rifle in his mouth, pulled the trigger and missed.
     
  13. He will get plenty of practice with other people putting things in his mouth in the nick :hump:
     
  14. Was the weapon a Hustler and C0ck?

    Coat, Hat TAXiiiiiiii!