Ex Cop Caught Stealing

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  1. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    Hi all,

    Very political situation, an ex cop who is very gobby towards a particular situation has been caught by a shop manager stealing ham by said manager who saw him place ham in pocket, he is a veggie and blamed his dog for gods sake, police were not called and he has been banned from the shop.

    Does anybody have a coded way of saying wind your neck in thief as an acronym or an amusing way of stating that we know you did it without making it blatant?
  2. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    How about a lovely fun poster from McDonalds?

  3. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    ha ha got it thanks
  4. or these

  5. Is he a professional or just a hamateur?

  6. If I'm in a car with someone and they're driving like a lunatic, I usually point out their mistakes in other drivers (i.e. "Look at that tw@t, undertaking at 90mph in the rain").

    Being an ex-copper, that conversation would work.

    "You wouldn't believe the stuff that gets nicked from this shop. What should we do if we caught someone? Is it worth calling the cops?"

    Alternatively, kill and gut his dog and leave a note stating that you were retreiving the ham. Either will get the point accross.
  7. :eek: the lad was under a lot of pressure and no one understood him :evil:
  8. Personally I'd cut his hands off......oh you said not too blatant?!!!