Ex cheated on me with a........GINGER!!!!

#1
Recently found out through my social circle that my ex of 8 months actualy cheated on me with TWO (not at the same time) ginger blokes.

I'm actually distraught, I'm not considered unattractive, am modestly endowed and can hold my own in an intelligent conversation, have all my own teeth and hair (well I am 31!) and can crack the odd funny.

I am upset that my ex would want to fuck around with people who stink of piss and have no souls.

Is it just a fetish as in some guys prefer blondes, brunettes etc?
I'm really having trouble coming to terms with this.

Ok so she was a bit of a slag and cheated on me, big fcukin deal.....but with a couple of GWARS?????? :eek:
 
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jarrod248 said:
venom said:
Recently found out through my social circle that my ex of 8 months actualy cheated on me with TWO (not at the same time) ginger blokes.

I'm actually distraught, I'm not considered unattractive, am modestly endowed and can hold my own in an intelligent conversation, have all my own teeth and hair (well I am 31!) and can crack the odd funny.

I am upset that my ex would want to * around with people who stink of piss and have no souls.

Is it just a fetish as in some guys prefer blondes, brunettes etc?
I'm really having trouble coming to terms with this.

Ok so she was a bit of a slag and cheated on me, big fcukin deal.....but with a couple of GWARS?????? :eek:
You just made that up didn't you?
Fortunately Humanitas aren't as picky.
 
#6
You could always stab her to death and then jump off a multi storey carpark- oh, no, wait, that's been done.
 
#8
Sorry but I can't see why I would want to make up something so humiliating......I'm actually pretty upset guys.

I know I should "man - up" but I'm only human.

I'm sorry to have bothered you all, I'll drag my sorry arse off to the pub after I've had my dinner and confide in some chums down there.

But sometimes its easier to talk to someone who doesnt know you, and wont judge you.
 
#10
i'm only watching this thread cos you just KNOW Chubb will pole up and tell us how 'totally disgraceful' the 'lady' in question is and how its rude to generalize about 'ginger gentlemen'!!!
 

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#11
bigbird67 said:
i'm only watching this thread cos you just KNOW Chubb will pole up and tell us how 'totally disgraceful' the 'lady' in question is and how its rude to generalize about 'ginger gentlemen'!!!
No such thing of course.


I knew a woman who married a ginger. She committed suicide a couple of years later. Probably the best thing to do under the circumstances. He kept wanting to be seen with her.
 
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Legs said:
bigbird67 said:
i'm only watching this thread cos you just KNOW Chubb will pole up and tell us how 'totally disgraceful' the 'lady' in question is and how its rude to generalize about 'ginger gentlemen'!!!
No such thing of course.


I knew a woman who married a ginger. She committed suicide a couple of years later. Probably the best thing to do under the circumstances. He kept wanting to be seen with her.
Well that one just hurt!
Us ginger guys always try to pick a lady with a defect. Makes us feel better about ourselves you see.
She was obviously mad!
 
#14
venom said:
Sorry but I can't see why I would want to make up something so humiliating......I'm actually pretty upset guys.

I know I should "man - up" but I'm only human.

I'm sorry to have bothered you all, I'll drag my sorry arse off to the pub after I've had my dinner and confide in some chums down there.

But sometimes its easier to talk to someone who doesnt know you, and wont judge you.
I don't give a toss whether you're lying or not but you get a big F for "Judgement".

1. Your ex.
2. Thinking you can come crying in the NAAFI and not be judged! Hah, knobber!
 
#15
Then lets see some pics
 
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#16
You must have 'smelled a rat' if she was seeing two gingers. I mean, did you think she had started keeping foxes?
 
#17
bluntslane said:
venom said:
Sorry but I can't see why I would want to make up something so humiliating......I'm actually pretty upset guys.

I know I should "man - up" but I'm only human.

I'm sorry to have bothered you all, I'll drag my sorry arse off to the pub after I've had my dinner and confide in some chums down there.

But sometimes its easier to talk to someone who doesnt know you, and wont judge you.
I don't give a toss whether you're lying or not but you get a big F for "Judgement".

1. Your ex.
2. Thinking you can come crying in the NAAFI and not be judged! Hah, knobber!
I'm sorry I dont get why I get a big F for writing judge? it was used in the correct context wasn't it?

Anyway this is the naafi not a fcuking English language and literature lesson :roll:
 

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#18
Can I just say. hahahahahahahahaha, how shit in bed are you to making your mrs shag not 1 but 2 gwars for light relief. Hahahahahaha.

To get her back you should tell her you got genital herpes from her sister a couple of weeks after you met.
 
#19
venom said:
I'm actually distraught, I'm not considered unattractive, am modestly endowed and can hold my own in an intelligent conversation, have all my own teeth and hair (well I am 31!) and can crack the odd funny.

You wonder why she left you? It's nothing to do with all your positive attributes, it's cos you is a boring cunt.

This thread proves it, you boring fucking cunt.
 
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Jacob1650 said:
venom said:
I'm actually distraught, I'm not considered unattractive, am modestly endowed and can hold my own in an intelligent conversation, have all my own teeth and hair (well I am 31!) and can crack the odd funny.

You wonder why she left you? It's nothing to do with all your positive attributes, it's cos you is a boring cunt.

This thread proves it, you boring fucking cunt.
Well what the fcuk does that make you for reading and replying to it?
 

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